Guess I'll Have To Switch To Fruit Roll Ups
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
June 4, 2009 8:50am CST
I was watching the news this morning, and they had this story, so I found it on the web to share with y'all.
Seems that Janine Sugawara of California has filed a lawsuit against Pepsi, or more specifically Capn' Crunch with Crunchberries because after 4 years of eating the cereal, she found out, to her dismay that CRUNCHBERRIES ARE NOT REAL FRUIT!!!
She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2009/06/reasonable-consumer-would-know-crunchberries-are-not-real-judge-rules.html
Judge Morrison England Jr. of the U.S. District Court of Eastern California approved Pepsi's motion to dismiss on May 21, noting that the Sugawawa's attorneys were the same hillbillies who tried to sue because Froot Loops had no real froot.
hmmmmmmmm.......guess it's time to switch to Frankenberries............Frankenberries ARE real fruit you know.......
do they even still sell Frankenberry??? 
do they even still sell Frankenberry??? 5 people like this
11 responses
@derlilaStern (1756)
• United States
4 Jun 09
I'll just have to get my vegetables instead... There are clovers in Lucky Charms afterall!
(I just avoid the horseshoes. They are a bit hard to digest!)
@Mikaela_taz25 (1842)
• Philippines
4 Jun 09
Yum yum yum...unfortunately i only tasted it once and that was like 3 years ago when my relatives abroad bought some of that. hmmm reminds me i should ask them to buy it for me. have a nice day.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
4 Jun 09
NO CRUNCHBERRIES where you live??? 
how do you people function??? 
how do you people function??? 
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
9 Jun 09
I am not sure about the Frankenberries, But what about Mullberries it would seem that people don't get close to the tree because they are afraid to be mauled.
..lol by the berries. That is like trying to sue the diaper company cause it doesn't keep your child jnice and dry like it says.. I'm a hillbilly but I can tell you I feel my IQ getting higher everytime I learn about things like this..guess I am not as dumb as I thought.
..lol by the berries. That is like trying to sue the diaper company cause it doesn't keep your child jnice and dry like it says.. I'm a hillbilly but I can tell you I feel my IQ getting higher everytime I learn about things like this..guess I am not as dumb as I thought.
@reinydawn (11643)
• United States
7 Jun 09
It is so unbelievable what people will decide to sue over. C'mon! Go get a real job!!!
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
8 Jun 09
Bwahahahaa - crunchberries are not real fruit? Hilarious! It reminds me of an April Fool's trick they played over here one year - they said the spaghetti crops were failing because of drought! The telly had pics of trees with spaghetti draped all over the branches. Plenty of people believed it. I'm guessing those were the people with the crunchberries growing in their backyards ...
@camomom (7535)
• United States
23 Jun 09
Yay, I'm only 3 weeks late on this one..............I have no clue if they still make them but are you cereal that they aren't real fruit?
Now how am I going to pay for my breakfasts?
@sacmom (14192)
• United States
5 Jun 09
You have to be kidding me! What some people will do to try and sue! Did she really believe that Crunch Berries were real fruit? Even I knew better than this when I was a kid! How daft is this woman?
This has to be to ranked up there with the McDonald's incident that occurred years ago. Too bad this woman actually won her case. Because anyone with half a brain would know better to be careful when it comes to hot coffee. Sheesh!
@britt_200 (1226)
• United States
4 Jun 09
those dang hillbillies they just ruined all the things i ever thought about froot sad sad day.
sad sad day. 