Shingle Springs, California
June 10, 2009 11:38am CST
heavens no, not me... This morning Cary had me get a cup down for him. Then he had to go out to the garage and get a new carton of milk because Dearra had finished the one that was in the house. He came back and asked me to get him a cup. Well I already had, so I gave it to him and said, "see I already got you a cup and I didn't even spit in it." He laughed, looked inside the cup and said, "yes you did spit in it." "No, I didn't," I said, moving towards him menacingly, "but I'm going to now." Laughing, he moved to protect his cup and accidentally knocked it on the floor. "Ooops, you knocked it down." He put it back up on the counter and said, "now I knocked it up." If only he knew...
10 Jun 09
Oh this is a classic. One of those stories that will always stay in your memory.I have a good one too with the twins. Ther is much construction going on to the house next to me and the workmen are obviously careless with their language. before I begin you have to understand that I live in a very hiomophobic society where male gays are called 'batty men'. The batty means bottom Am I going to get deleted? Well. my GS used it several times and he was asked not to use the word. They spent the weekend with their other GM and when they came home, my GD (just 3) told me that the GM had quarrelled with her brother for saying that phrase. She was indignant as she is the protector. So there she was protesting saying that he had only used it once and Nana got mad. So i said that it is not a nice word to use. She then said - wait for it- Nana shouldn't quarrel as "we are only little F***ing little children". I wanted to die. I just got up and went into my bedroom and laughed into my pillow until I cried. This is what the workmen must have said about them!