Mate farts in her sleep!

@hulaboy (319)
Micronesia
July 10, 2009 7:00pm CST
My girl farts in her sleep. This kinda turned me off at first but i care about her. I want to tell her so that if she's aware hopefully maybe she can control herself. What is the best way to go about telling her? I want real helpful answers....no jokes plz.
4 responses
@khayshenz (1387)
• United States
11 Jul 09
Shouldn't you be sleeping anyway? It bothers you THAT much huh? Well - tell her when you guys are in a jovial, joking, playing around mood. And basically tell her that she farts - of course, in a joking manner. I'm sure she'll ask if you're joking or not. Then you let her know that it's true, but it doesn't bother you and that you still love her despite the sounds. =P I'm sure you do some weird stuff that could bother other people, but she lets it go because she loves you. Good luck! My bf snores and he's a bed hogger. His side of the bed is the middle. Doesn't bother me - in fact, I'm happier when he's in the middle of the bed. He just wants to be closer to me, that's why. ;-)
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@hulaboy (319)
• Micronesia
11 Jul 09
Thanks......i'll give it a try:).
@clutterbug (1051)
• United States
11 Jul 09
Seriously, when we're sleeping our bodies do what they need to do. My hubby does this also. And it doesn't offend me, it's silly and I have to laugh without waking him. Does it really offend you so much??
@hulaboy (319)
• Micronesia
11 Jul 09
kind of, at first, but the thing is i want to tell her about it.....so i'm askin the best way 2 break it to her without her getting offended etc. i know she can be very sensitive about her bodily sounds if you know what i mean?
• Canada
11 Jul 09
I think this is one of those things, that cannot be dulled down or broken down any further. Maybe you could ask if she knows she does that at night?
• United States
11 Jul 09
Okay, just mention to her casually that she was playing her musical instrument last night. Then if she says, "What do you mean?", just say, the instument that produces methane. Hope this helps.
@jemifer (124)
• Philippines
11 Jul 09
For me the best way to say it, is say it lovingly... Just tell her as if you're just making a joke so she would take it lightly, and assure her that it's really nothing to you and you still love her no matter what. Your girl will love you more if she knows that you love her as what she is including her not-so-good side.
@hulaboy (319)
• Micronesia
11 Jul 09
true dat....thanks
• United States
11 Jul 09
I can honestly say. There wont be a best way to tell her about this just make sure she isnt upset at the time you tell her .. Kinda joke about it some. There is no way she can control what her body does at night.