viscious comb-over intervention

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We have all seen them, at work, at the mall, on the street, or in restraunts. A man who is losing his hair who is growing it exta long on the sides or in the back so that they can comb it over the spot where they are losing their hair. Some of these comb-overs are just viscious! You look at them and you try not to stare or to laugh and point it out to your friends because that would be viscious right? But aren't the comb over people being viscious in return by combing the flap of hair over that readily apparent bald spot in such a silly fashion. I say if you are the friend of someone with a viscious comb-over who expects people to look at their heads with a straight face when the wind blows that long side of hair back off of that bald spot like a badly glued toupee, I say let the laughter roll! Point at it and laugh and when you are finally able to control your mirth, recommend to them that they shave their heads, buy an actual toupee, or just cut their hair evenly and let that spot just shine through! If there were actually a way to regrow hair in a bald area do you think that Donald Trump would still have his viscious combover? I think not! It is time for men who are growing their hair long on one side so they can comb it over, to finally be forced to accept that they are not fooling anyone with that comb over look.