Novel Deepavali Wishes

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Deepavali the festival of lights is here. Like every year this year too some of the novel greetings to wish the occasion has caught my eyes. Two of my favorites this year are: "Happy Deepavali. Be careful of other duplicate Deepavali wishers. I am the only ISO9001-2009 certified distributor of Deepavali wishes." "Now listen to me. I hope you are aware of the power of the Sivakasi explosives. We have planted Sivakasi crackers at 5 different places in your city. Do whatever you can about it... Happy Diwali." What is your favorite greetings of this Deepavali? Cheers! Ram