Rapture pet insurance.

@uath13 (8192)
United States
January 13, 2010 7:56pm CST
Are you a Christian or Catholic worried about what will happen to your beloved pets after The Rapture which could likely occur in 2012? If you’re going to heaven you’ll need someone to take care of your pets who are left behind. As someone who will ( for one reason or another )not be raptured I’m offering to care for your pets post-rapture. It’s a simple agreement, for a small fee of $125, I will adopt your pet should The Rapture occur in the next ten years. (After ten years you can renew the agreement for the current market price). This money is non refundable as it will ensure your pets new facilities are ready & waiting for them when the time comes but can be transferred to another pet should your loved one leave before you. Please contact me today for more info! Call now, unlike heaven , space is limited.
3 responses
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
14 Jan 10
No takers huh? I thought it was a great idea and am kicking my self for not thinking of it myself. But anyways, let's cut to the chase.............can I get an application???
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
14 Jan 10
Ummmm..........I think I see your problem..........what interest is this?
@uath13 (8192)
• United States
14 Jan 10
Wasn't sure what to put it under... pets, religion, insurance, jokes...
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
14 Jan 10
I think you would have got the most takers under religion.
@eanna13 (133)
• United States
15 Jan 10
Man, I give you something and you run with it!!! take it over the hill and jump off a cliff!! LOL!
@uath13 (8192)
• United States
16 Jan 10
At least I didn't load in in a trebuchet set it on fire & launch it back at you!
@violeta_va (4831)
• Australia
15 Jan 10
Can I get a francise (Is thet how you spell it I am sure it is not) of you I will give you 10% of each policy. Say $125 american I will charge $150 Australian i am just thinking of how we can expend this. maybe alien related things (abduction, invasion)
@uath13 (8192)
• United States
15 Jan 10
Well sure... First off though you have to spend that money on getting the fencing & food stores required for the animals though.