this is disturbingly funny!
By victorywp
@victorywp (3524)
United States
March 23, 2010 5:27am CST
watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
it is an indian thriller song. the video or song is not funny, but if you watch the video and read along the subtitles, you would find it hilarious! the subtitles are not the real translation/meaning of the lyrics, but are based on how the lyrics sound in english. 
girly man!
gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!
nippley man i met, he? ate my motorboat!
calm down and park that comfy shin guard armor!
welcome the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs.
woot, i'm coming!
mutton goes yay!
cook the chicano's day!
mucho caliente!
i'll eat wasabe on my dude!
all my body just got ruled!
kinda like a fist on road!
one more body for your car!
ooo! ooo! papa's restaurant.
ooo you'll be pumping ovaltine!
or salty shanty's one shot tea!
roll, jam, belching, raving son!
mork, and bull, and mumued star!
(please dont? buy the bald seal)
move then connie!
let me go yay!
cause it's a yardless day!
conga line too, good day!
salad is a cargo you could do!
chet's my buddy, chester rowe!
called him at the coaster room!
smashing all the people up!
it's the child no parka rule!
ooo laddie, ready bite your knee!
ooo conk a collie, conquer he!
deal them, peel them, people look shocked!
move, too, then you got private shower!
the subtitles do not have special meaning so you have to watch the video together.
i think the line please dont? buy the bald seal is funny!
hopefully my indian friends won't get offended by this. 
watch the video and sing along! 
girly man!
gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!
nippley man i met, he? ate my motorboat!
calm down and park that comfy shin guard armor!
welcome the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs.
woot, i'm coming!
mutton goes yay!
cook the chicano's day!
mucho caliente!
i'll eat wasabe on my dude!
all my body just got ruled!
kinda like a fist on road!
one more body for your car!
ooo! ooo! papa's restaurant.
ooo you'll be pumping ovaltine!
or salty shanty's one shot tea!
roll, jam, belching, raving son!
mork, and bull, and mumued star!
(please dont? buy the bald seal)
move then connie!
let me go yay!
cause it's a yardless day!
conga line too, good day!
salad is a cargo you could do!
chet's my buddy, chester rowe!
called him at the coaster room!
smashing all the people up!
it's the child no parka rule!
ooo laddie, ready bite your knee!
ooo conk a collie, conquer he!
deal them, peel them, people look shocked!
move, too, then you got private shower!
the subtitles do not have special meaning so you have to watch the video together.
i think the line please dont? buy the bald seal is funny!
hopefully my indian friends won't get offended by this.
watch the video and sing along! 3 people like this
8 responses
@jaiho2009 (39142)
• Philippines
24 Mar 10
hello friend,
That's really funny,when i first watched the video...my stomach got ached laughing.
You can search more for your fun time.
I also hope my Indian friends will not get offended once they read my response here(hehehe)
Really funny lyrics translation...i can't imagine the translator what a big laugh on his face too 
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@victorywp (3524)
• United States
24 Mar 10
great, you understand the funny thing about this video too, jaiho2009! it's hard to find someone who enjoys and finds this video funny, and i am glad you did! yeah, the so called translator surely had a big laugh on his face while translating the lyrics. 
@jaiho2009 (39142)
• Philippines
24 Mar 10
well,i found it really funny...and don't mention the girl's voices(oppppsss...no offense meant again)
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@victorywp (3524)
• United States
24 Mar 10
hi rogue13xmen13! i still remember you! you are the one who says you hear the hanson long time ago.
great, you have seen that before. it is a good way to learn indian language (through english words).
great, you have seen that before. it is a good way to learn indian language (through english words). 1 person likes this
@rogue13xmen13 (14403)
• United States
24 Mar 10
Yeah, my boyfriend and his buddies played that song to me about two years ago, and it was so funny. It is funny to see how other countries interpret American culture.
@victorywp (3524)
• United States
24 Mar 10
you mean they followed michael jackson in their dance moves? i think you know that they are not singing english but indian instead. it just that the person who wrote the subtitles used the similar english words to represent the indian lyrics according to the same pronunciation.
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@victorywp (3524)
• United States
23 Mar 10
hi bonbon664! it's great that you do know how to enjoy it.
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@salonga (27775)
• Philippines
24 Mar 10
Well at first I thought there is really nothing funny but as I went back to your explanation then it was then that I got your point! It may not be funny at first but with your explanation I got the funny side of this video. Thanks for sharing this!
Thanks for sharing this!@victorywp (3524)
• United States
24 Mar 10
you are welcome, salonga. it's my pleasure to share what i enjoy with my friends here. i'm glad that you understand the funny side of the video. 
if you treat the person in the video is singing english, then it is not funny. but the fact is that he is singing indian but the lyrics were shown in english with the same sound/pronunciation. and the words/sentences are hilarious.
if you treat the person in the video is singing english, then it is not funny. but the fact is that he is singing indian but the lyrics were shown in english with the same sound/pronunciation. and the words/sentences are hilarious. 
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
25 Mar 10
You’re right, it is disturbingly funny! The person who did the ‘translating’ did a great job! It would have taken a few listens to come up with those subtitles! I had not seen this before and I had a good laugh, thanks for sharing it! I wonder what the real lyrics are...
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@victorywp (3524)
• United States
25 Mar 10
wow great, i am glad that you found it funny too! i agree with you that it is not simple and need to listen a few times to come up with those subtitles. i also don't know what the real lyrics are, unless some indian friends here would like to do the REAL translation.
after being highlighted by the respondent above you, i think this video (done by the same person), has funnier and much more hilarious subtitles! check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
after being highlighted by the respondent above you, i think this video (done by the same person), has funnier and much more hilarious subtitles! check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw1 person likes this
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
25 Mar 10
"I'd love to see you pee on us tonight.." (ROFL) This one is funnier!
This one is funnier!1 person likes this
@scififan43 (2434)
• United States
23 Mar 10
I just watched this video. At first I did not get it at first but then I saw the hommor in it. it was funny and a bit silly too.
@victorywp (3524)
• United States
24 Mar 10
yeah, at first i don't understand it either. but when i realized that the song was sung in indian and the lyrics is in english, i found it hilarious! a good way to learn the language through english words.
@victorywp (3524)
• United States
24 Mar 10
yeah you are right! that is what strucked my funny bone because the words in english make no sense but hilarious, and there are a few lines which really funny!
@victorywp (3524)
• United States
23 Mar 10
that's what makes it hilarious. actually it is not a translation but mainly written words based on how the lyrics sound in english.
so you can find a lot of crazy and hilarious lines like ooo you'll be pumping ovaltine! and or salty shanty's one shot tea!.
even the actual title is golimar not girly man. also when it says kill her, the actual word is thriller. there is nothing wrong with the video/song, it is just the subtitles that make the whole thing looks so wrong (but hilarious). 
so you can find a lot of crazy and hilarious lines like ooo you'll be pumping ovaltine! and or salty shanty's one shot tea!.
even the actual title is golimar not girly man. also when it says kill her, the actual word is thriller. there is nothing wrong with the video/song, it is just the subtitles that make the whole thing looks so wrong (but hilarious). 
@kun2349 (23381)
• Singapore
23 Mar 10
lol =D I have watched it.. It's not really funny to me, sorry.. hehe ^_^
All i know is that, both lyrics and music does not go together, including his dances as well.. haha =D But i do like indian movies for certain things, their dances, out of nowhere for everything.. lol =D
@victorywp (3524)
• United States
23 Mar 10
as i have said, the video or song is not funny, not to mention the lyrics/music/dances too. 
the only thing funny about it, is the subtitles. the song is in indian but the subtitles are in english. on top of that, the subtitles are not the real translation/meaning of the lyrics, it is only based on how the lyrics sound in english. 
so there are hilarious lines like:
gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!
nippley man i met, he ate my motorboat!
the only thing funny about it, is the subtitles. the song is in indian but the subtitles are in english. on top of that, the subtitles are not the real translation/meaning of the lyrics, it is only based on how the lyrics sound in english.
so there are hilarious lines like:
gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!
nippley man i met, he ate my motorboat!
