I'm Delayed... I Think I'm Pregnant

Philippines
July 15, 2010 3:49am CST
"I'm delayed...I think I'm pregnant"-mylot notifications We can really compare mylot notifications,at its present condition, to a woman's menstrual cycle. There are regular cycles(notifications) and there are irregular cycles(notifications). When the cycles get delayed its either you are stressed or you're pregnant. I can say the notifications is pregnant because after it gets delayed it gives birth to a number of notifications and become regular again and then get delayed and get pregnant again This is by far just my insane observation and understanding of things. When the notifications get delayed its not a glitch, its pregnant
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18 responses
@elmiko (6640)
• United States
16 Jul 10
at least your aware that you might be pregnant. theres a tv show called i didn't know i was pregnant. some women find this crazy.
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• Philippines
19 Jul 10
I know I'm sure I'm not pregnant because I'm a guy. I haven't heard about the TV show because it's not aired here in our side of the world and if ever I happen to watch it I don't think it would make me crazy Anyway this is not a discussion about pregnancy even though the title says so
• United States
16 Jul 10
I disagree with you. i have pcos. I have went the most 7 months without a period and I wasn't stressed and I wasn't pregnant. Just my hormones are outta wack lol. It is really difficult to deal with. I never know and I go threw a lot of pregnancy tests sometimes. It sucks because I just want regular periods.
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• Philippines
19 Jul 10
I have to disagree with you too. I'm a guy so I can't have regular or irregular periods. Though your advise is good enough and applicable for women I'd still advise you to read the whole and not just the title. Welcome to mylot and Thank you!
@saphrina (31739)
• South Africa
15 Jul 10
Sweetie, don't you think over 200,000 children for mylot is enough at the moment? She cannot be pregnant again, can she? I mean really. TATA.
• Malaysia
15 Jul 10
well...it depends how excited Mr.myLot gets i guess..
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
I got you two. Im not talking about mylot itself, just the notifications
• Malaysia
15 Jul 10
he sounds like a real pile-driver..
• Malaysia
15 Jul 10
oh my lucky stars... those delayed ones always pop out by surprise! i end up being so swamp with those little comments & responses that i simply don't know what to do.. help me quick Dr. Hex!
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
Would a witch doctor do? I'm only good at hexing things. Witch doctors tend to be disorganized and that is what I am, the disorganized guy. i dont play with dolls though
• Malaysia
15 Jul 10
which witch doctor? i'm not sure if i need a witchy witch or an itchy witch. not even sure which is which so which itchy and twitchy witch can help me ditch or switch this glitch?
@saphrina (31739)
• South Africa
15 Jul 10
Mario, you just confused the hell out of me.
@yresh12 (3219)
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
Ooooh. Hiey hex! I thought you were really pregnant. I was waiting for this discussion to open. I kept on thinking I know you were a boy. hahaha NIce Nice. Yes I know what you means. It doesn't mean that notifications are pregnant maybe they have hormonal imbalance that's why they are delayed. lOL
@sagar21 (1583)
• India
16 Jul 10
ha..ha..me too..thought that way... and I've been in discussions about babies for the past few days... anyway its a hormonal imbalance..and so treatment is urgent...is it? so myLot..get prepared for a hormonal medication.... thanks for the response..
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
Hmm hormonal imbalance hmm I think Sagar is right, mylot should call a doctor and treat the problem.
@yresh12 (3219)
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
MYlot doesn't need much medication!! Hormonal imbalance is not a heavy condition^^ LOL I had a good laugh with you both. Can't help it... oooopssiiii Still laughing..
@zed_k4 (17627)
• Singapore
16 Jul 10
Wakkakakakak... Hex.. you've got me! I was like....what the heck was in Hex's title?? He is pregnant????????? Regarding the notification theory, that makes sense, LOLOL........
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
See bro I'm a little crazy at times Anyway many have been fooled and those who care to read the whole discussion, majority, are my friends who knows I'm a guy but the others keeps on insisting to check my condition, go to my doctor and the best would be "congratulations you're pregnant" Anyway I hope the notications would function normally again
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@zed_k4 (17627)
• Singapore
19 Jul 10
LOL!! So there are people who do advise you on the right course of action, waka-waka. I feel like laughing, that's like really adorably funny. Hex, by the way whose that on your avatar.. I hope the notification would work again too.. I only get 4-6 at most each time and that's weird because I remember answering a lot.
• Philippines
19 Jul 10
That's me and my girlfriend. I've edited it to make us look like Navi people in the movie Avatar I doubt the notification is working properly but hopefully it is now. I can't monitor it because I'm a freeloader now when it comes to internet connection. I managed to get connected to an ISP for free so I was not able to be here a few days ago
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Jul 10
And if you don't get the notification at all, what is that? I didn't get a bunch of them yesterday for things I responded to.
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
That's abortion
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Jul 10
I was thinking miscarriage, but close enough.
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• Philippines
16 Jul 10
Yeah that could also be it. I didn't think of miscarriage before
@ada8may21 (2419)
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
If you are delayed and really pregnant then lucky for you. Well its not always that way. Some others are delayed for a week or two but still they are not pregnant. I really cant explain why there is a different cycle of our menstrual. Some have normal cycles but still they have delayed period and they are not pregnant.
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
Hello there! *waves* Actually I'm a guy and of course I don't have those menstrual cycles. I'm talking about mylot notifications here Do you think comparing pregnancy or the women's menstrual cycle to mylot notifications sensible? Or I'm just crazy thinking in such a way?
@rhodzptc (1319)
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
You almost got me there it's good thing I read first before I commented. Funny thing is that some people who will read the title will just start posting about pregnancy lol.
@kolsti87 (522)
• United States
15 Jul 10
Cool metaphor :] I like the notifications but you're right about how the timing gets off and sometimes you end up getting a notification from something that happened a week ago. But I can keep track of the stuff without the notifications so I guess it's not much of a problem.
@sagar21 (1583)
• India
16 Jul 10
nice of you to keep track.. thanks
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
Somehow we can do away without notifications but its more convenient if they are functioning well
@durgabala (1362)
• India
16 Jul 10
Very interesting thread, many just read the title and respond. When I read the title I thought its about pregnancies and stuff... But I don't understand how did this thought come over u, being a man, u r well informed about menstrual cycles.
• Philippines
19 Jul 10
I grew up with women all around me and by observation and just being sensitive I managed to know this much. You were right about people would only read the title and respond and this discussion is really a good example because there have been couple of people who just did that.
• United States
16 Jul 10
when i was late, i thought i was pregnant.. and I started stressing about it & i was about 5days late , then i started.. the less you stress about it, your period may come on, but then again, you may wanna take a pregnancy test if you're more than a week late.
• Philippines
19 Jul 10
If ever I would buy a pregnancy kit I'm afraid I wont be able to use it because there is no pregnancy kit for male and if I would be pregnant that would be a big miracle. Stress or not I wouldn't be expecting a menstrual period any time soon or worst get pregnant
@sagar21 (1583)
• India
16 Jul 10
he..he..he... so when was myLotarche and when will be myLotopause... You're right..the notifications are sometimes speed-mails and sometimes snail-mails We can hope that they'll soon rectify it.. hoping for no more delayed pregnancies.... thanks for the topic... have a great day/night...
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
I think we should suggest parenting tips so we could control the sudden population growth(sudden flood of notifications in our mails) Birth control pills? Hmm
• United Arab Emirates
15 Jul 10
Yes i know...it does come late sometimes. today specially the earning came an hour late...i thought i didnt do any earning today when i know i had done aroud 55 discussions last night.
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
Maybe the admin is patching something up. Somehow I can do away without notifications but its far more convenient having them
• Iran
15 Jul 10
Hello dear friend, you N Atla, I get irregular periods can not be because of pregnancy. Could be other reasons.Reasons having irregular menstrual cycles or loss (other than the possibility of pregnancy) are: significant increase or decrease in body weight,intense physical activity that forces athletes to perform physical or hormonal problems. If then, months later, the time periods in normal condition she does not need to inform your doctor.
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
Your advice is nice and I would really appreciate if being pregnant is really the case here but it isn't. A guy like me can never be pregnant or even have menstrual cycles
@sunnycool (12736)
• India
15 Jul 10
I thought it was real and started texting my friends that one of my online friends has paved way for the Ninth wonder in this world . I wouldnt ask about any details further ....
• Philippines
16 Jul 10
I bet you really wished that it were true What kind of details are you hiding from us?
@wmraul (2557)
• Bucharest, Romania
15 Jul 10
Dam it , hex, you really scared the sheet out of me .. I was just about to react as any male facing the "honey, I'm pregnant" from a woman other than wife: IS NOT ME ! Can't be, I was out of town in that day, I have witnesses .. Then I said to myself "must read the whole post first, let's see who she think is the guilty one ..." And .. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh ! Big relief .. You were talking about mylot. Well, in my way to see things, mylot is male-gender name so can not be pregnant and even less to have cycles. At the best of the best, a male can maximum have a .. stand up. For short time (in women opinion too short). Yet "Notification" MAY be a female-gender name .. and get pregnant as explained in your post above. Therefor we must start a debate if abortion is or is not to be allowed for "her" ..
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
my title works its charms on you. Anyway never thought of abortion at all. Maybe the notifications that didn't make it to our mails have been victims of abortion. Giving birth and aborting at the same time is really a miracle By the way sorry about the title i want it unique
@donsky14 (5963)
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
Hey congratulations to ya! Its the greatest things to have a baby.
• Philippines
15 Jul 10
I don't want to have mylot notifications as my babies and add to that I'm a guy
@jzumari (101)
• Philippines
17 Jul 10
Well think of pregnancy as a blessing. Everybody wants a cute baby! It will truly be a blessing to you, congratulations in advance if ever :)