sometimes i wish i could split into 5 people

Philippines
August 3, 2010 9:50am CST
yeah... we always hear about the complaints that we just don't have enough time and wish they could be in 2 places at the same time well i wanna be 5 people at the same time that way i can work, be with my girl friend, be with my band, gather knowledge and do whatever i want and at the end of the day all 5 of me would converge and we'd all be able to feel what the other felt that day just like multiple man of course i'd have to keep it a big secret and act like a superhero every now and then
7 responses
@jamuls (530)
• Philippines
3 Aug 10
why not wish for something more useful like fly or turn yourself invisible? that way you could go rob banks or go to the girl's c.r and take a peek. kidding aside, be careful what you wish for. them 5 of you might get some kind of trouble when it's time for some lovin. u know what i mean. hehehe!
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• Philippines
3 Aug 10
you have a criminal mind you will be my arch enemy when that happens i will call you dirty evil man or DEM! for short hehehe
@ddaguno (3107)
• Philippines
4 Aug 10
I like jamuls idea. peeking into bathrooms would be a fantastic way to use your powers.
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@jamuls (530)
• Philippines
4 Aug 10
see i told you! it's better to have cool super powers than splitting into 5 other yous. it's already annoying to have 1 you as a friend but 5 more? it'd be a nightmare! peace, Chip! lol i have a criminal mind?? as if you don't! remember the ace of hearts? or was it the queen of hearts? you'll also be my arch nemesis! and you're older than me so i'll call dirty older eviler man! DOEM for short! so there! hey ddaguno! you perve! you're like me! lol!
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• Philippines
4 Aug 10
You can always be a multiple man not physically but by dividing and planning your activities well not to compromise any other activities which may draw conflict if you haven't organized your daily plans.
@silverglint (2000)
• Philippines
4 Aug 10
I think we all desire that at one point of our lives, to be able to be at different places at the same time. I want to be able to work two different jobs (cause i need additional income), be with my husband and also be with my kids. But reality is we are only one person, so we just have to make the most of the time that we have and make sure that we are able to balance our work, family and social life.
@se7enthbird (8307)
• Philippines
4 Aug 10
my wife always says that sometimes she wish she was an octopus for she has more arms to do what she needs to do. there are days that there are more things to do. plus she has also a small business of pillows with her friend that sometimes they need to catch deadlines. well you are quite demanding har har har. i guess it is hard to be wanted to be with people plus wanting to accomplish everything. sometimes even we manage time... there is not enough time to manage everything.
@basqui (3888)
• Philippines
3 Aug 10
Well, is that happens you will be more brutal than SAph, She has a split personality as she said once. Well, in your case, you will have 5 personalities, that will be hard to manage, lol. If you'll ever get to that level of personality, don't forget to merge in back to normal because you might loose your original self. lol
@MrShaunB (12)
4 Aug 10
In my opinion, this feeling is a result of feeling the need to satisfy all of life's issues at the same time. Having 24 hours a day is the result of the solar system around us and we are aware that this is something we cannot change. What we can change is the way we leverage our time. It is more so anxiety that subsides the authority of logic in situations where we are overwhelmed by many things to do. The best thing you can do is come to the understanding that no one is perfect, that we are all on the same 24hr cycle, and mistakes are to be made - as this is part of the learning process of life. Organize your time, maybe get a planner, and plan the best you can. Eventually your routine will become second nature and the things that do not work out may have to be debated as to what their value actually is in your life.
@cher913 (25782)
• Canada
3 Aug 10
i so wish i could do that to because i could do what i need to do (housework) and be on mylot at the same time!