Women- Ways to drive men crazy

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things women would do to crive men crazy 1.do not say what you mean.ever be 2.be ambiguous. always 3.cry. cry often 4.bring things up that were said,done or thought months or years ago 5.make them apologize for everything 6.stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them 7.Gossip. gossip everything that walks 8.Play alanis morissete's "You outta know" loud. Looak at them smile 9.Look them in the eye and start laughing 10.cry 11.get mad at them for everything 12.discuss your period infront of them.Watch them squirm 13.hold grudges 14.demand to be emailed.often.whine when they don't comply 15.when complimented,make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value 16.use daddy as a weapon. tell them about his gun collection,his quick trigger finger,and his affection for his "little princess" 17.be late for everything. Yell if they're late 18.talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. comapre and contrast 19.go everywhere in groups,especially the bathroom.do nothing alone.independence is a sign of weakness 20.cry 21.make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong 22.Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library...for five minutes then get mad at them for forgetting and cry 23.gather many female friends and dance to "i will survive" while they are present .sing all the words. sing to them.sing aloud 24.criticize the way they dress 25.criticize the music they listen to 26.criticize their hair 27.make it your goal to make them cry