I want to become a witch

India
October 1, 2010 5:54am CST
Hello dear members, I want to become a witch, because I just read about one. Their life are fascinating. They can do all magical stuffs. They are just adorable. They can even travel on air with broomsticks. Now I want to become one of them. Does anyone knows about the rituals/official formalities I may have to go through? Please share your knowledge on this, because I am very serious about this right now. Okay?
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@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
1 Oct 10
Hello biswa. I think right now, i would give everything i own to become a witch. Then i can just make all those who make my life hell, disappear. Won't that be nice? If someone gives you that formula, pass it on to me, please. TATA.
• India
1 Oct 10
Okay. But you have to promise that you won't come after me.
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
1 Oct 10
I promise.
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
1 Oct 10
We are fed-up with always being last, having to wait for everything and just being annoyed with life and its ups and downs.
• Italy
1 Oct 10
I'm already a witch :D No no,I'm joking.. It would be nice being a witch..but I don't know any rituals or something like that.. Sorry.
• India
1 Oct 10
@meluan What are you looking at? If you had your pic in profile, I would've told you the same thing.
• India
1 Oct 10
@scruffygirl Well, we all have devils inside. That's why we need to go to bathroom so frequently.
• Italy
1 Oct 10
:D eheheh Thanks a lot!! But I'm not an angel..I have the Devil inside!! XD By the way,is a really fascinating world..and it would be nice to be a witch..a good one :D
@webearn99 (1742)
• India
1 Oct 10
Witch is evil. If at all you want these magical powers, be an angel! You can find these people near most of the Kali Baris in Kolkata, the kind who you know deal with evil spirits, maybe they can teach you the Indian version.
• India
2 Oct 10
That is something that you have to interpret from this box.
• India
1 Oct 10
Well, their 'version' suffer from plagiarism. I want something unique, dependable. Andhra Pradesh had a glorified place (2nd place) in witch craft. "In India, the highest incidence of witchcraft-related crimes occurred in Andhra Pradesh, Bihar, Chhattisgarh, Orissa, Jharkhand and Uttar Pradesh." Wanna know about it? Follow these links, http://www.hinduonnet.com/fline/fl1723/17230870.htm http://jharkhandmirror.org/2009/07/25/hunting-witches-or-hunting-women/ http://www.religionnewsblog.com/8006/indias-government-may-make-witchcraft-illegal http://www.newstrackindia.com/newsdetails/3032 Check them out.
@Jotomy (6322)
• India
1 Oct 10
by the way you are from which place Biswa?
@Jotomy (6322)
• India
1 Oct 10
Hi biswa, i don't about the witches, but when i read your discussion i remembered one of the episode of TOM & JERRY show. Very funny it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XiuJf-SnZg
• India
1 Oct 10
Let me make this straight here. I have no intension to be funny. I really need some kinda manual of modern witchcraft. I want to practice it and then take part in politics. Without wizardry I am totally helpless.
• India
2 Oct 10
I don't know that. I want to become a witch/wizard and I want it right now.
@Jotomy (6322)
• India
1 Oct 10
dear Biswa, i think you are living in imaginations, is really such kind of things are exisiting????????
@thanks1961 (7035)
• India
1 Oct 10
Hi dear, Do you really want to get those powers? There is a way and there is only one condition. You cannot come back to your original form once you were transformed to it. OK. Also, just remember the story of the king who wishes to make all those things turn into gold. That the king wanted to all those things to turn as gold whatever he touches. He wished for it and after his hard effort, he got his wish fulfilled. Afterwards, the moment, he touches anything, all become gold. His wife, son & daughter, what else not?? All and all. So he again prayed to get back his original form and whether he got it or not?? However, decide first whether you want really to change for the super natural or remain as it is. Regards, Thank-s
• India
1 Oct 10
Yes, yes and yes (I am tramping on the floor right now). I want those powers. I heard the story of that king. The blessing he got was kinda dumb. I don't want anything of that kind.
@pupupd (1515)
• India
2 Oct 10
Yes I agree, It was quite dumb No one would want to be so rich that whatever he touches, wants it to turn into gold! But the Sand Dagger in Prince of persia is worth having, what say?
@pupupd (1515)
• India
2 Oct 10
Yes I agree, It was quite dumb No one would want to be so rich that whatever he touches, wants it to turn into gold! But the Sand Dagger in Prince of persia is worth having, what say?
• Philippines
1 Oct 10
Become witch, hehehehehe, it is scary to imagine such fairy-like stories. I've never think such wish because that is something spiritual. Something spiritual means something that we cannot believed unless we see. In all my life, I've never encounter such things really existed but based on the old folks, these things are for real. Hehehehehehehehehe!
• India
1 Oct 10
Don't laugh. When I become a witch I'll scare the hell out of you and you'll hide under your bed for hours.
• India
2 Oct 10
Yes, we are
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
2 Oct 10
Feisty aren't we, biswa?
• Philippines
1 Oct 10
Hi, biswa. I think being a witch or a warlock or a mage is fine. To dream of becoming one that as long as you use it for the common good and for the right thing. Having to master all the spells, rituals is quite an effort but you're an intelligent guy so having to achieve such will be easy for you. Good luck on your search.
• India
1 Oct 10
First of all, you changed your profile pic and I don't like it at all. Secondly, you were right about me. I am an intelligent guy so I can manage the tough course. I am an engineer for God's sake. I know computer programming and I can fix a sewing machine.
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
2 Oct 10
hahaha i remember when i was in high school this was also what i want to be. i would often dress in black and pretend i could do magic. lol but then as i grew up i realize i do not need magic black or whatever to make my life worthwhile lol. still being able to do some spells would be nice. so i could make my kids move faster in the morning so we wont be late..or maybe i could put a spell on the dishes so they would wash themselves..lol
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
6 Oct 10
hahahah true true true. but then i still think being one is cool..being witch i mean. and get to fly off with my brooms. have u watched "bewitched?"
@pupupd (1515)
• India
2 Oct 10
Lol You wish to become a witch or rather know some spells just to speed up your mundane domestic activities? Said like a perfect housewife!
@indahfth (11161)
• Indonesia
4 Oct 10
Being a witch! like a wish that will never materialize. I do not believe there are witches in this world. What I know, witch is only in the movie and it's just a fantasy. Should you throw away your desire to be a witch. Or maybe you can realize your desires, to play as a witch in a movie.
@mantis36 (4219)
• Philippines
14 Jun 11
only God alone has the power to defy the laws of nature.... none of the witch have powers... but if they still insist that witches has powers too, then they are considered as Anti-God or Anti-Christ.....
@bingskee (5234)
• Philippines
1 Oct 10
i am reading a vintage series titled What Maisie Knew. and of course, it is not about witch craft. i'm sorry to disappoint you that i don't know a thing about it, and will not attempt to know about it he he
@pupupd (1515)
• India
2 Oct 10
yeah, we should search for some stuff which the famous J K Rowling has already mentioned! May be we should contact her.
• India
1 Oct 10
Now that's not fair at all. We all should learn to make cooperative effort. We really need to do some research on this. If this is not worth it, what is.
@bingskee (5234)
• Philippines
2 Oct 10
fun stuff like creating a new genre in storytelling..! is there such a thing?
@simonelee (2715)
• China
1 Oct 10
I think the right term is warlock. Wicans do really exist but they don't travel using broom sticks. There are some who practice witch craft but they are not bad as what we've seen in television or movies. And they can travel by means of astral and they do rituals in certain places. Being a wican is not for everyone. For you to understand what i'm trying to say you can read Brida by Paolo Coelho . Its a story about wicans and how they astral travel, it's a nice story and you'll learn how they live and they thought some rituals.
@pupupd (1515)
• India
2 Oct 10
Oh wow! I already have this book but never gave it a read. Now that you have mentioned, it has something to do with warlocks and wicans,I will give it a shot. Right now I am more into Vampire and werewolves I think you hve already guessed what I am talking about. Just like the main protagonist in the book asks, I am asking the same question, Do all fairytales have to be true???
• India
1 Oct 10
That's awesome. Did you do any of those rituals? I will try to download the book you mentioned here and will consider it a manual for wizardry.
@dorannmwin (36392)
• United States
4 Oct 10
First off, I think that it is important to differentiate between the fictional witches that we know in movies and the actual true witchcraft. I don't think that true witchcraft involves people flying around on a broomstick and to be quite honest, the majority of people that are involved in witchcraft will look just like you and I. That said, I think that it would be best for you to do a lot more research before you decide to start practicing witchcraft.
• India
16 Dec 10
Oh, no no. You got it all wrong. Flying around a broomstick is not a rumor. They can do that. But the main thing in witchcraft is secrecy. It's a clandestine art, so the young witches are asked by their mentors to always maintain a low profile. They don't want their students to take undue advantage from it. Majority of people involving in witchcraft do look like you and I. But it's just because they are very secretive in their practice. I am gonna do some more research on this and share with you what I learn. Thanks.
• Canada
2 Oct 10
Hello, I am already a witch and I don't fly on broomsticks or create something out of thin air. The real life witchcraft or Wicca or Paganism is totally different from what Hollywood portrays it as in such films as Harry Potter. The best book that I can think of to read about Wicca before you ever consider becoming on is "Spiral Dance" by Starhawk. Or anything by Silver RavenWolf. I also encourage you to listen to any Pagan or Wicca podcast before considering to join. I've read stuff about becoming Pagan/Wiccan ten years before I even joined because I had a problem with the Gardnerian idea of being Skyclad. But a friend of mind who is a witch mentioned that I don't have to be Skyclad to be a witch. And by the way, there are covens out there that will do rituals Skyclad (I am not going to tell you what the term means since that is one aspect that Hollywood has not done about Wicca). If you read everything about Wicca/Paganism, and you still want to join, then I suggest to go to Witchvox.com and look at every coven in your area and ask questions. I did ask the question about being skyclad to one coven and they said no because they are more family friendly. So, I suggest that you would also ask about their initiation practices, because that is another thing to consider. Some covens will ask you to make love with the Priest or Priestess in order to join (My didn't). Yes, making love is another aspect of Wicca/Paganism that Hollywood didn't show. But not all Wicca/Pagan covens are into that kind of initiation. That's why it is important to ask that question. The reason for making love (And this is another thing that Hollywood never shows) is that we believe in a God and a Goddess (Otherwise we have more than one god to believe in). To us, you cannot have a man without a woman or a woman without a man. As for the devil, we don't have one. But we do have one code to live by (You can read about that too). Another thing that I would suggest is that you can join witchschool.com to learn about Wicca. But that will take you three years to learn all about the religion (Yes it is a religion). Yes, Wicca/Paganism is an Earth based religion that was around before Christ. That's another thing that Hollywood ignored about Witchcraft. If you jump and become a witch/Wiccan/Pagan, all I can say is becareful what you wish for. That is why it is important to learn more about Witchcraft by googling or reading all about Wicca and Paganism. I'm already one that looks like everyone, rides a bus instead of a broom, and I am clairsentient more than do spells that has something all of a sudden appear (You can also look at Law of Attraction, but the Law of Attraction takes longer than what Hollywood wants it to be).
• Mumbai, India
2 Oct 10
Good Lord I never knew there are sites for Wicca or paganism. Neways good to see you here :) have a great time mylotting :)
@pinoycity (575)
• Philippines
1 Oct 10
What a wish! What a unique wish! But, sorry, I don't think they are real.
• India
1 Oct 10
A wish is never real until it comes true. Just wait and see.
@SHAMRACK (8576)
• India
1 Oct 10
Dear friend, I would like to have all those merit side of witch, but I do want to be of myself as what I am now. The super natural powers do matters when it is not attained by all, only very rare and rare peoples.
@pupupd (1515)
• India
2 Oct 10
Yes it is rare! But I personally want to make it Common, so each and everyone of us can have some special powers! Just like the X-men. What do ya have to say?
@stanley777 (9402)
• Philippines
25 Jan 11
Good day getbiswa2000, Is this really true or just a product of our imagination.It happens only in the movies.But there are some people who would testify that they really exists.I don't know I don't believe them because I haven't seen one.And if ever they are I don't want to be one.
• Portugal
1 Oct 10
aw i see^^ but you want to be a good witch so is ok^^ well you can search online some books with good spells or something^^ i dont know much about it i just know that there are good witches and bad ones. and if you want to be a good one sure^^ there are lots and lots of books with spells to do good to others^^ and also to protect yourself from bad spells too^^ search online is the best to help you^^ just try to write good witches spells maybe appears something^^ or witch books^^
@johney264 (544)
• China
1 Oct 10
You name should not be a witch, your name should be angel, do you think so. in my memory witch always do the bad thing for the people such as princess of snow met a witch at first want to be the princess then want to kill her, at last go to hell. you should to be a angel not a witch, although she can do alot of thing such as fly and vary shape, she also can bewitch human, you don't tell me you will bewitch bad people then to save good people. in my idea be witch human is a wrong thing, human have themselves rule can't be broken.
• India
1 Oct 10
Well, first let me be a witch and then I will change everything. I will write constitution, set up democracy and form political parties among witches. Thus everybody will be happy and political. But right now. I want to become a witch and I want it badly.
@Kapoios1 (83)
• Greece
8 Dec 10
I know a site where you can find all sorts of things about magic: spellsofmagic.com.
@mantis36 (4219)
• Philippines
14 Jun 11
here in the Philippine provinces in Duenas and in Capiz, most of the witches here have the problem regarding on their VISA passport because the console in the Immigration marked as "DENIED" those witches here doesn't think and remember that they still are capable for flying using their wingspan to fly from Philippine province to America.....