Bible and satan

March 5, 2011 11:16am CST
When you carry the Bible, satan has a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. So let's read the Bible everytime so that he keeps on fainting. (Maybe one day he'll have a stroke and never wake up).
3 responses
@peavey (16856)
• United States
5 Mar 11
I wish it were so simple. Unfortunately, we're told that Satan knows the scriptures, too, and he quotes them to us. That's why we have to be alert spiritually as well as relying on the truth in the Bible.
• Philippines
23 May 11
Indeed, Satan knows the scripture and he used it to tempt Jesus in Matthew 4 but Jesus answered him back through scriptures too. We also need to be watchful and prepared so Satan won't be able to deceive us.
@Kirinx (1693)
• United States
12 Apr 11
I wish it was that simple but Im pretty sure Satan is way more persistant.I mean after all he is after our souls.Im nosy tho where did you hear that? :)
@_sketch_ (5709)
• United States
5 Mar 11
Instead of carrying a book in hopes to psychically kill an immortal and incorporeal being by aneurysm, I'm just going to spread love and peace in dream of a better world.