Strangest place you woke up drunk?

United States
June 16, 2011 7:21pm CST
For me it was my 24th birthday. Was drinking with some friends blacked out, woke up at the jail, with no ID... in Japan. Ok that sounds bad, I was living in Japan at the time so at least I was still in the same country.
4 responses
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
17 Jun 11
Well i never ended in the wrong places ... seldom,that i cross my limits though.Ending up in a jail is funny So what was your first reaction when you woke in the jail ... a bit eager to know as what might have gone through your mind like at that moment --- "Did i kill someone" sorta questions?
• United States
21 Jun 11
"Ohh $hit I am going to get deported". Was my first thought. Then I calmed down and tried I ask, in my extremely broken japanese, why I was there. I am kinda a big dude. So when someone went to the bus stop and found this big foreigner sprawled across the bus stop bench they called the cops. Nothing to serious. But not having any ID was the issue. All got cleared up. 6 cops, like I said I am kinda big in America I am huge in Japan, took me back to my house and ransacked the place looking for my passport. Was kinda funny... until I had to clean the place with a hangover.
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
24 Jun 11
Big in america ... huge in japan How tall you're ... 7 ft ?
• United States
17 Jun 11
Well I never did end up in jail but I did wake up once wrapped in a flag (state of NJ flag) in the bowl of a water fountain in a garden park. I was not alone there where four of us and it was after our graduation from High school party. Please don't ask how we got there because none of us could remember....
@damned_dle (3942)
• Philippines
17 Jun 11
I was commuting and fell asleep, I woke up in front of a church, about 2 hours drive away from where I should have been. I didn't even know that place until a year after that incident. I went to that place and I thought I kinda recognize it, and after thinking hard I remembered, that was the place I woke up drunk a year ago.
• United States
17 Jun 11
I've never been so irresponsible to wake up some random place :P Though I have broken several things and hit my head many times while drunk.