Would it be cruel

@p1kef1sh (45681)
January 11, 2013 11:47am CST
To splat a cat That leaves a message Upon my door mat That doesn't know Quite where and when To go Such aroma Such a stink Leaves me far from in the pink So advise me do About my dilemma Of a cat that thinks my house is its loo
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@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
12 Jan 13
Next time he comes to your door, whip it out and spray him back. That'll learn em
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 13
Hmm....and give my neighbours a laugh at the same tim!
• China
12 Jan 13
If you have a dog, you can let the dog see live them well, at least I did that, very useful
@Octav1 (1419)
• Romania
12 Jan 13
Are you sure a cat is the offender? Because, from what I know, a cat always hides her deposits. I would rather suspect a dog from the neighborhood, maybe a stray or something. If it is so, you can put some vinegar on your door mat. Dogs don't like the vinegar smell and they won't do their duties in a place that smells like vinegar.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 13
Have seen the cat doing it so I am certain what creature it is. I could try vinegar but we have so much rain here that it may well just get washed away. Worth a try though. Thank you.
• United States
12 Jan 13
At Jim's old house, one day, I noticed this AWFUL aroma while I was in the kitchen. I took the dog out to do his business and I was smacked right in the face by the odor, full force! Seemed that a tom cat (or an entire army!) decided to spray the house, right under the kitchen windows! Oh, it was worse than anything-and it was hot too! Baked cat urine has got to be the nastiest smell in the world!!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 13
Yukkity yuk yuk!
@BarBaraPrz (45500)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
11 Jan 13
I don't know... mark your doorstep yourself?
@BarBaraPrz (45500)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
12 Jan 13
Are you sure it's a cat? They don't generally leave their feces laying about, unless they're sending you a message... like, clean my litter box or I'll just go anywhere I damn well want!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 13
Yes. I have seen him/her.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
11 Jan 13
No toilet paper......
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• India
12 Jan 13
Hello my friend p1kef1sh Ji, Well, I suggest anti-dose , tame on Pet-Dog in your surroundings. May God bless You and have a great time
@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 13
Maybe I could borrow one for a few days.
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• India
13 Jan 13
Hello my friend p1kef1sh Ji, Well, that is very good idea and it will hold practically feasable and profitable. May God bless You and have a great time
@Pegasus72 (1898)
18 Jan 13
As long as it isn't a skunk go for it. Apparently they have marked your house as theirs, or someone is playing a nasty joke on you.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
18 Jan 13
We only have skunks in zoos here. In fact the cat has disappeared. I'm not sorry.
@Pegasus72 (1898)
18 Jan 13
Glad you don't have to worry about it. Here you can see skunks or smell them frequently, sometimes even on your porch.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
11 Jan 13
splat the owner
@p1kef1sh (45681)
11 Jan 13
Too drastic.
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
11 Jan 13
but it's their fault for letting the cat roam
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@GreenMoo (11834)
14 Jan 13
Sounds like you need a nice scratchy door mat which is awfully uncomfortable for tender feline paws and bottoms. Was it raining?
@p1kef1sh (45681)
18 Jan 13
Hmm....No it wasn't raining but you have given me an idea.
@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
12 Jan 13
First of all, does it have an owner or is it a stray ? If it does have an owner I suggest talking to him or something and if it's stray, and you don't have a dog, you could press somme pepper on your lawn to... make her stay away ?
@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Jan 13
No strays here. They are all owned but by whom is anybody's guess. I shall try chemical and biological warfare!
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