Signs That You Drink Too Much...
@ElusiveButterfly (45940)
United States
November 22, 2006 2:34pm CST
- You regularly lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- Job interfering with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?
- Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking problem!
- You can focus better with one eye closed.
- The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
- Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
- Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger...skip dinner!
- Mosquitoes catch a buzz after biting you!
- At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt with your Tequila.
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@angelface23 (2494)
• United States
22 Nov 06
when you've slept with everyone in the bar, in the bar.