Why Don't They Recognize How Awesome I Am? #LorneMichaels #SaturdayNightLive #Forgiveness #Purpose
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
May 18, 2014 12:10am CST
WHY AM I NOT THERE?" I am asking the television-screen as I watch the super-fun sketches on the Andy Samberg-hosted season-finale of "Saturday Night Live" I would be AWESOME in the cast of SNL! But Lorne Michaels etc. can't see past the cost of 'moving me to NYC & paying me NYC's exorbitant cost-of-living' to see that I Am the Freak that People NEED to See---not just because their curious to see the oddity of my freakishly-large Freaky Geeky, but also because 'I'm their Friend' and theey have to make sure I'm still okay (kinda like Kenny from SOUTH PARK, but real & -probably not killed last time ... more like WWF's Andre the Giant) The main reason I'd guess is that they don't care about anyone but themselves! I forgive them for that, but no forgiveness (not even from God) can save them from Hell unless they TAKE IT; and the only way they can be saved is if they leave the wrong path (the one they'll see me walking down again-&-again-&-again) & head up the right path (where they'll see that I actually went anytime I wasn't in-studio). So why haven't the producers of Saturday Night Live written me a contract to start appearing on their program yet?