The Portrait Of A Bloke Who Knew Dorian Grey
@arthurchappell (45002)
Preston, England
December 7, 2015 11:22am CST
Dear Dorian,
When I congratulated you on not looking a day older than when we went to school together twenty years ago, you recommended an unusual beauty treatment to me, namely getting my portrait done by a good friend of yours.
That portrait is in my attic, and now, a further twenty years on, I find that it looks exactly the same as the day I bought it, and rather abstract, with my face painted cuboid, and me lying on a badly made bed, surrounded by wildebeest. You remain in porcelain perfection, while I am covered in wrinkles, and losing both hair and teeth. Why pray tell, am I falling apart and going down with arthritis?
Yours, Arthur
Dorian replied;
My dear friend Arthur,
It seems you met my artist’s apprentice, Picasso Dali-Emin, who was fresh out of soul-stealing blood red paint. I am terribly sorry. Will you be attending my 205th birthday party on Saturday?
D Grey.
Arthur Chappell
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
8 Dec 15
@arthurchappell That guy was not just surreal but clearly insane. He painted some magnificent material, but was a total weirdo.
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
7 Dec 15
lol prob better that way, who's soul does the pain steal? lol
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@GreatMartin (23676)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
8 Dec 15
Dear Arthur,
Sell the Picasso and with that kind of money you can be whatever age and look like whatever you want to!
I know--I was scammed by Vincent Van Gogh and that's what I did which is why at 80 I look/act/sound 20!
Martin The Leap Year Baby!
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@arthurchappell (45002)
• Preston, England
7 Dec 15
Alas he vanished about the time his painting fell out of the attic.
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