If You Go Out Looking Your Best....

My garden
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64361)
United Kingdom
January 9, 2016 5:30pm CST
If you go out looking your best, And in your fine clothes you are dressed, No-one you know Will say hello, There won't be a soul that's impressed. But if you go out looking quite drear, And a mirror you've never been near No make-up in sight Looking a fright, All your friends are bound to appear! Original limericks by Jabo
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
9 Jan 16
What can I say? It's all true. Sometimes, it is worth the time to dress up and apply makeup, just to avoid running into anyone you know.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
9 Jan 16
@Rollo1 Yes, that's a sure way of not running into anyone. Nice to see you again Anja.
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@mom210 (9041)
• United States
12 Jan 16
@Rollo1 Kind of like keeping the house clean so nobody drops in.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
12 Jan 16
@mom210 Yes, that's a similar thing. If the house is a mess that's when you get visitors!
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• United States
10 Jan 16
gigglin'! many eons 'go, i went out to the local honky-tonk dressed to the 9. makeup, curled my hair, donned'n a dress 'n some spiked heels. heck, i e'en did my nails! nary a soul paid me any mind. i sat like a wallflower fer 'bout'n hour 'fore i headed home.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@razyhorseladycx Lol - you make it sound funny, but I bet it wasn't at the time. Poor you.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@crazyhorseladycx You know you could make a brilliant post out of this? Go on give it a go, it's a great story
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• United States
10 Jan 16
@jaboUK i thought it purty danged funny's fella's i danced with all the time jest walked'n by. i did return ('fter a thorough scrubbin', mind'ja - boots/jeans/baggy t-shirt 'n my hat) a couple hours later jest to see if'n there was any reaction. hard to keep a straight face's they were tellin' me all 'bout this 'mysterious gal'. in betwixt razzin' me 'bout bein' so late'n 'em left with no dancin' partner :D yepperz, tongues were a waggin' fer quite some time mercy, this's the first i've confessed to such shenanigans!!
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@LadyDuck (458933)
• Switzerland
10 Jan 16
This is so true Janet. I remember the past summer. I finished mowing the lawn and decided to bring up to the road the "green" waste, it was late enough not to meet a soul... well three of my neighbors were there doing the same thing.
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@LadyDuck (458933)
• Switzerland
10 Jan 16
@jaboUK Someone even dared to tell me that I looked good without make-up I cannot believe how people can lie.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@LadyDuck Lol - that's what catches me out too - when I've been gardening. I perhaps just want some milk fromm the shop so don't bother to change - oh well, at least it's what I call 'clean dirt'!
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@amadeo (111948)
• United States
9 Jan 16
Damn I forgot my make up.What do I know.Cute there@jabo Have a good weekend.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
9 Jan 16
@amadeo Wot - going out without your makeup!!!
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@DianneN (247191)
• United States
10 Jan 16
Isn't that the truth? I think we have all been in that position at one time or another. Ha ha!
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@DianneN I'm surprised if this happened to you Dianne!! I imagine that you are always immaculate
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• United States
9 Jan 16
I do neither. I do not go out looking like a slob, but do not dress up anymore either. Who cares anymore?
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
9 Jan 16
@ElizabethWallace The middle ground is fine
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• United States
9 Jan 16
@jaboUK A little lipstick and a touch of blush is all the prep I do now. I would skip those too, but I am so fair skinned that my face disappears without some added color.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@ElizabethWallace I often don't bother with make-up at all (well not just to go to the shops etc).
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@celticeagle (159400)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Jan 16
I think would be surprised if I dressed up. Might not know me. Haha
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@celticeagle (159400)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Jan 16
@jaboUK ....Humour and truth are sometimes very close.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@celticeagle I like your humour!
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
11 Jan 16
I have noticed the same to be true No doubt it has happened to you Your hair is a fright Your dress is too tight Your friends want a selfie or two
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
11 Jan 16
@BelleStarr Way-haay! That's great - I now pronounce you a fully fledged member of the limerick club
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• Midland, Michigan
11 Jan 16
@jaboUK I agree, when did this erupt, or have you kept a lid on it all this time, or I just missed it.
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@Auntylou (4264)
• Oxford, England
11 Jan 16
Oh @BelleStarr love your limerick! Very clever1
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@Juliaacv (48527)
• Canada
9 Jan 16
That is so true, I know because I've been there and done that! Another great poem.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
9 Jan 16
@Juliaacv i think it's happened to most of us at one time or another
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@GreatMartin (23675)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
10 Jan 16
I always look great--get this from the theatre last night!! (If it will post!!)
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@GreatMartin Tsk tsk! Fancy forgetting your white gloves! But what fun. Thanks for suggesting, I appreciate it. You should get notified if anyone responds to your suggestion.
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@GreatMartin (23675)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
10 Jan 16
It showed up!!! I forgot my white gloves!!! LOL
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@GreatMartin (23675)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
10 Jan 16
I just suggested this post--tell me how it works out!
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
Never a truer word spoken.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@garymarsh6 I expect it's the same for you fellas too (Not the make-up part!)
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
10 Jan 16
Boy ain't that the truth @jaboUK . It's to the point now that 'when' I dress up and put on make-up, people have to do a double-take to realize that it's me.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@nanette64 Same here Nanette
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@just4him (306855)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
10 Jan 16
Great poem. So true, our friends are not impressed by our appearance.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@just4him Glad you like the poem, thanks.
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
10 Jan 16
Isn't that the truth.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@fishtiger58 Yup, I'm afraid it happens
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
10 Jan 16
@fishtiger58 That's me for sure too. And if I color my hair, it really throws them off.
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
10 Jan 16
@jaboUK I'm a t-shirt and jeans person. so when I dress up and put on makeup no one recognizes me lol.
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@inertia4 (27961)
• United States
10 Jan 16
it always seems to be that way. They notice you when you are at your worst. Strange. I was never noticed at all, so for me this is a non issue. LOL.
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@inertia4 (27961)
• United States
12 Jan 16
@jaboUK Honestly, it don't much matter to me. I know who I am and that'a all that matters. I am fine with myself. I am not looking to impress anyone.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@inertia4 Aaww. How do you know you weren't noticed?
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• United States
9 Jan 16
Truer words have never been spoken! Of course if they are true friends they won't care how you are dressed!
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• United States
10 Jan 16
@jaboUK Yes this is true. Though I don't like my neighbors for a different reason. During the summer they are always loud! They know that their property echoes up to ours but do they care? Not at all.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@ScribbledAdNauseum Yes real friends won't care, but you are just as likely to meet a snobby neighbour
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@wiLLmaH (8801)
• Singapore, Singapore
10 Jan 16
I just wear what I want and I do not put makeup (except for special occasions) even when I go to office. I am so happy that all of the job I went, all the bosses do not require a dress code (again, except for 1, who do not give confirmation after 6 months hehe). Like @ElizabethWallace said.. who cares? haha
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@wiLLmaH I just put make-up on for special occasions too. As long as we look tidy, it's fine.
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@wiLLmaH (8801)
• Singapore, Singapore
13 Jan 16
@jaboUK yep. As long as we are clean and that will be fine. :)
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@bluesa (15023)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
10 Jan 16
Oh absolutely, Janet, I have been caught a few times, even a certain pink curlers incident @jaboUK , oh how I chuckled now. :-D @GreatMartin , thank you for suggesting this discussion.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
11 Jan 16
@bluesa Pink curlers?
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@bluesa (15023)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
11 Jan 16
@jaboUK , yup, and it was a doozy, Janet! :-D
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@cintol (11261)
• United States
9 Jan 16
All true, every word of it. lol How are you doing Janet?
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
9 Jan 16
@cintol I'm doing fine Cindy, I've just commented on your latest post.
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@cintol (11261)
• United States
10 Jan 16
@jaboUK I just saw that, thank you so much.
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@JudyEv (326094)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Jan 16
So true. So unfair! :)
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 16
@JudyEv So right - life ain't fair!
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
11 Jan 16
@JudyEv Lol - I did get the inference!
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@JudyEv (326094)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Jan 16
@jaboUK And then you die! (Life's a b**ch and then you die.)
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