"Hey you know what day it is?" Me"Its wednesday""Dona some jerk..."

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If rou have to talk on a cell phone while in the ladies room in a toilet be prepared to have your neighor answer your stupid questions. I was seated on a toilet in the ladies restroom of Sears and my next door neighbor asked me" do you know what day it is?" I very innocently said " Its Wed nesday" thinking the woman had asked me what day it was. She now went"D onna, some jerk answered me. D o you know what day it is/? he is go ing to take me out" blah blah and blah, I got out of my cell, washed my hands and waited for the cell phone idiot to come outt from her toilet just out of curiosity.She was one of the clerks in Sears and boy was she hanging on to that silly cell phone like i t was made of gold .She g ared at me and I just smiled right back at her. Then I did it."Well is he ri h and handsome the one who is tak ing you out?" She turned crimson and blurted into her silly phon "The same jerk just asked me if he is rich?" I left before she could get in my face as I did not want to fight with a cl rk in Sears store But I had t he feeling that its not too smart to carry on a conversation with a friend on a cell phone while sated on a public toilet seat.