About friendship and peeing..

One of my favorite from when I was in college twenty years ago was a sign that hung on the door. Information available, bring your own bucket. I don't know if that was the professor's own or someone else's.

That's, um, alternative... Not sure I'd rush to use that one anywhere.

Well... Since you are talking about peeing I will share one of my favorite paintings and quotes. The painting is of a sparkly bathroom with the toilet lid up, seat down, and a toilet paper holder with toilet paper. The quote is "We aim to please, You aim too, please." I always thought that was just so funny.

I have a pretty funny quote about friendship: "Best friends know how crazy you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you".

I don't normally throw out quotations from others, either famous or not! LOL! Anyone trying to use quotes from famous people to sound smart around me is in for a definite disappointment! I won't recognize famous quotes unless I had read about them recently myself, so using them is a waste of time! LOL! The second you have to explain you used a famous quote to someone who doesn't recognize it is the instant you realize you sound like a moron to that person, and that ruins the effect you were going for!

I'll have to give this more thought. Many famous quotations are mis-attributed. One of my favorite serious ones came from a psychology professor: "Life is a projective test."

There are times when I can be creative too And they all come with an attachment/ statutory warning - use at your own risk

The one that stuck in my mind are of course one that is something i can really relate , like Do unto others what you would like others do unto you . Or i think that is a motto ?

I have a quotation " friendship is like chewing gum which never ends till you throw it away".

Now I can't possibly reply to that. Too much information as a British person may politely say.

Ha haa i have not looked up for quotes of late

I prefer funny/sarcastic/witty ones that carries hidden wisdom in them... Even if it makes no sense... Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. -Otto von Bismarck Changed my iPhone name to titanic it’s syncing now.

I don't know if you will find it funny but i had seen something like this written somewhere " A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed and A Friend Indeed is a Friend in Need" Probably the writer is being sarcastic towards the so called friends...........

I very much admire quotations, and quotations of all shapes, forms, variety, and level of seriousness—or lack thereof. Sometimes a good quotation is a greats means to getting to a point that perhaps you otherwise may have found it difficult to have found words for. That being said, as to this quotation in particular, this is a pretty funny one. Although I can assure you that I did not pee my pants reading it. Maybe I came just a little close. But not enough to soak all the way through to my jeans. I HAVE shat myself a time or two, and nothing is more noticeable than one who has soiled himself or herself in such a way... And perhaps nothing is equally more embarrassing. Even being caught having a little bit of self loving fun was less embarrassing.

"Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are" This is a popular quotation that I hear very often, I can't remember a funny one at the moment!

If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair. - Samuel Johnson - (1709-1784)

I keep on liking pages in facebook that gives a good quotation. :)

Funny, I am laughing here. There are many good quotations that serve as guide and awakening,Happy Easter friend,

quotes that i truly understand :)

I am sure there are better ways to describe friendship than to compare it with peeing. Warm fuzzy feelings come from many things.