The Dancer with Two Left Feet (A Poem)
By Steve West
February 29, 2016 5:10pm CST
Have you seen the dancer With two left feet? He is awkward in his moves And can't dance to the beat. He'll step on your shoes. You'll beat in certain pain. And if he's holding a wine glass, You're sure to get a stain. The dancer with the two left feet Should take a lesson or two. I'd hate to see this dancer Trying to row in a canoe.
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• Manchester, England
1 Mar 16
If you are born with two left feet Then you need a suitable career A dancer is a foolish choice As is tight rope walking I fear Of all the choices that exist The best one it would seem Is to sign up as a footballer For the England World Cup team