The Dancer with Two Left Feet (A Poem)
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5205)
United States
February 29, 2016 5:10pm CST
Have you seen the dancer
With two left feet?
He is awkward in his moves
And can't dance to the beat.
He'll step on your shoes.
You'll beat in certain pain.
And if he's holding a wine glass,
You're sure to get a stain.
The dancer with the two left feet
Should take a lesson or two.
I'd hate to see this dancer
Trying to row in a canoe.
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3 responses
@Asylum (48165)
• Manchester, England
1 Mar 16
If you are born with two left feet
Then you need a suitable career
A dancer is a foolish choice
As is tight rope walking I fear
Of all the choices that exist
The best one it would seem
Is to sign up as a footballer
For the England World Cup team
