Don't Burp! (A Poem)

@zebra2222 (5269)

United States

March 2, 2016 9:50pm CST

Don't burp! Don't belch! Don't act so gross. Don't yawn out loud Or you'll be toast. Don't slobber. Don't slurp. Watch your manners. Right now. Don't fart Or pass gas Like a rude, old cow. Okay, this poem was ill mannered. The next one will be on proper etiquette. (Or not!)

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5 responses

@jstory07 (134465)

• Roseburg, Oregon

3 Mar 16

In other words do not act like a man. Us women do not do those thing

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@zebra2222 (5269)

• United States

3 Mar 16

I would say that is true most of the time.

@Hatley (163781)

• Garden Grove, California

3 Mar 16

I had to have my Steve poem to r eally have a good laugh.

@SIMPLYD (90722)

• Philippines

3 Mar 16

Yeah , they are all gross . And when we do that in public , oh my , disaster !

@Vjvals (906)

• Roseville, California

3 Mar 16

Don't do much of anything as they say

@Lucky15 (37346)

• Philippines

3 Mar 16

Farting and burping...i can not control them