Don't Burp! (A Poem)

@zebra2222 (5171)
United States
March 2, 2016 9:50pm CST
Don't burp! Don't belch! Don't act so gross. Don't yawn out loud Or you'll be toast. Don't slobber. Don't slurp. Watch your manners. Right now. Don't fart Or pass gas Like a rude, old cow. Okay, this poem was ill mannered. The next one will be on proper etiquette. (Or not!)
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6 responses
@jstory07 (69257)
• Roseburg, Oregon
3 Mar 16
In other words do not act like a man. Us women do not do those thing.
@zebra2222 (5171)
• United States
3 Mar 16
I would say that is true most of the time.
• United States
12 Mar 16
In other words here have some of this medication and don't sense anything at all so you can react to nothing .. . great little 'not to do's poem
@Hatley (164507)
• Garden Grove, California
3 Mar 16
I had to have my Steve poem to r eally have a good laugh.
@Vjvals (925)
• Roseville, California
3 Mar 16
Don't do much of anything as they say
@SIMPLYD (81505)
• Philippines
3 Mar 16
Yeah , they are all gross . And when we do that in public , oh my , disaster !
@Lucky15 (33718)
• Philippines
3 Mar 16
Farting and burping...i can not control them