I'm A Professional Crocodile Babysitter
By RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States
March 21, 2016 6:48pm CST
Folks said I would never succeed in this business, but that is a crock. Sure, it has been slow for the first three years, but customers will come.
I am fully licensed and trained in crocodile CPR. You have to be really careful giving CPR to a crocodile. Anyway, if you need your pet crocodile babysat, just look me up.
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@akalinus (41035)
• United States
22 Mar 16
I am sure you are in great demand in the swamp. Did you see the story about a woman who says her alligator is an emotional support animal? The city is trying to make her get rid of it but it sleeps in her bed at night. Hope it is well fed.
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
22 Mar 16
Actually, are you free Saturday night? Me and the fam want to go out, but can't leave the diles home alone. They eat everything in the house. Last time we left them we came home and there were the two, sitting on top of the foundation with curtains hanging out of their mouths. Oh, they are so cute.
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
22 Mar 16
@RussTeed Dang it! I knew there was something I was forgetting.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
22 Mar 16
@cindiowens That is why you need to contact a professional like me, silly girl 
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... one of a kind 
@TiarasOceanView (70035)
• United States
22 Mar 16
I could use it but not for cpr..I am a crocodile.
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I dont want to be shoes, too stinky lolz