More soft-core pornography from The Horse

@TheHorse (205771)
Walnut Creek, California
May 4, 2016 1:00pm CST
As some of you know, one of my posts was deleted because someone complained about the image I attached, which was of a female friend of mine somewhat scantily clad, though no "parts" were showing. You don't mess with The Horse. As revenge, I'm attaching a purely sexual photo I took yesterday. These two doves were kissing rather passionately on my balcony railing yesterday, and they were still doing so after I went and retrieved my camera. I love the gentle "coo" of our mourning doves, and I also love the sound of their wings in flight. They're less afraid of humans than most birds, and they will sometimes just watch me from the railing as I water my plants. I gather they have three or four broods each Spring, so they're also quite amorous.
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
4 May 16
Aw. How sweet! What no mating pictures? I'm shocked. I wish more people would be like this. Maybe not as heavily. LOL Glad you were finally able to get your revenge. I liked the other picture it was thought provoking. As for the butt picture, well warn me first. HAHAHA (I'll be the first to look and say I didn't see a thing!)
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
5 May 16
Shame on you mommaj...I thought you would be closing your eyes...
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
You know I move from human to horse at will, so you can imagine what the butt picture will look like.
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@just4him (306266)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
5 May 16
I would expect nothing less from you @mommaj
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@topffer (42156)
• France
5 May 16
Shame on you. If I was in a bad day I would report this one showing two doves of the same gender kissing.
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
5 May 16
And I would endorse that...I believe in being open about it...instead of creating mystery ..
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
5 May 16
@topffer ..Really? Is that natural population control program?
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@topffer (42156)
• France
5 May 16
@vandana7 Gay couples are common among doves, but I am not sure how open we can be about that on a PG rated site.
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• Valdosta, Georgia
4 May 16
That is so cute! Glad you got your revenge. Lol
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• Valdosta, Georgia
4 May 16
@TheHorse It looks so sweet and romantic.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
I may be the biggest perv in history, but I did rather enjoy watching their "make out" session.
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@IvySaysHi (4467)
• United States
4 May 16
Best revenge I have ever seen!
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
You don't mess with The Horse!
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
4 May 16
Why would such a stalwart stallion be stifled? I missed that one, alas.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
4 May 16
@TheHorse Laugh, shrug it off, and move on - the best approach. I like the canoodling pigeons
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
@pgntwo I've never canoodled a pigeon! (smiley face emoticon)
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
I'm not sure. The subject was...I can't remember. Something about my class, I think. I told my friend she's too sexy for MyLot. She laughed.
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@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
4 May 16
I didn't see that post but I'm amazed anybody reported it.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
My friend has nice legs.
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
5 May 16
Some people are so sad you just have to laugh.
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
6 May 16
@vandana7 Too funny Vanny
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
6 May 16
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
5 May 16
Yes...they have basic characteristics to become nuns and priests.
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@dpk262006 (58675)
• Delhi, India
5 May 16
It is a lovely picture and you were lucky that you could capture it.
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@dpk262006 (58675)
• Delhi, India
6 May 16
@vandana7 What is shocking about this picture?
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
6 May 16
@dpk262006 .. It was not the picture Deepu...it was your response that shocked me...was wifey sitting just beside you that you came up with such sanitized stuff?
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
5 May 16
Deepu!!!
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@piya84 (2581)
• India
5 May 16
I was expecting something else when i open this.
@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
Oh, really!
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• United States
5 May 16
I hate to add more scandal to your already risque photo and discussion, but I feel the need to point out here that both those birds are of the same gender!
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• United States
5 May 16
@TheHorse Maybe. It is difficult to tell these days, and I certainly do not want to interrupt their fun to ask.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
@purplealabaster I was sad when they finally flew off. I almost shouted "get a room!" but I resisted the temptation.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
The humanity! I wonder if one of them is transgender.
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• United States
5 May 16
sorry it happened to you, I guess you can't please everybody
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• United States
11 May 16
@TheHorse me never...
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 May 16
@CookieMonster46 Thanks goodness they didn't get down to "mating" on my balcony railing. I'd probably be banned from the site.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
I hope you weren't offended by the picture.
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• United States
5 May 16
ah, the sensor police. one'd think that perhaps admin'd send'ja a note 'n ask ya to take down said offensive photo 'nstead'f deletin' yer entire conversation?? 's fer those doves...i could plaster more x-rated one's 'f 'em 'round here nearly daily. seems the grackles killed their wee ones'n they're off to start anew :( lots'f fights ensue'n they e'en sent a hummer sailin' jest the other day with their flirtations'n the air.
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• United States
6 May 16
@TheHorse oh my, most sad news. the grackles 'round here've been causin' quite a bit'f trouble with all the birds sadly. i dunno why the government calls 'em "endangered" - reckon that's kinda like the black eared jack rabbits. there's loads'f both 'round here. perhaps they're jest lookin' 'n the wrong place....
@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
I think my neighbor lost one brood to some predator the other day. They nest in one of her planters.
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
4 May 16
OH I say let me blush and see the offending photo. I am sure that it would not have been too risque? Some people really do need to broaden their horizons!
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
5 May 16
@TheHorse ...As if folks here get to see less on net or in movies..lol
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
As I recall, there were some long legs involved, but no "naughty bits" or anything like that.
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@Dishari (687)
5 May 16
Haha! Good job you did there, getting back at easily offended people. I bet they will find this photo disturbing. Happy love life to the doves!
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
May they be happy together...and have four or five broods of cute little dove babies this Spring.
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@Dishari (687)
5 May 16
@TheHorse Amen! :)
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• Calgary, Alberta
4 May 16
Majority of Mylot members are moms so I know some discussions will be very offensive for them.
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• Calgary, Alberta
4 May 16
@TheHorse In before a mom reacts and scream: Oh no my babies will lose their innocence if they see this discussion.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
I hope this one's not "over the top."
@piya84 (2581)
• India
5 May 16
@CaptAlbertWhisker are they doing my lot with their babies in lap? Thats bad.
@sallypup (57888)
• Centralia, Washington
4 May 16
That's a rather risque though peaceful photo.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
Yes, only doves could pull such a thing off!
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@GardenGerty (157555)
• United States
6 May 16
@sallypup I ran into those last night too. Also was searching for some wild flower pictures and got a lot more than I wanted to see.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 May 16
@GardenGerty I missed all of that drama.
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@sallypup (57888)
• Centralia, Washington
20 Aug 16
Cutie patooties. They steal animal feed the second they are done with their tryst.
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@sallypup (57888)
• Centralia, Washington
20 Aug 16
@TheHorse I leave out feed for the doves, too. I feed our hens and the doves come in for snacks.
@just4him (306266)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
5 May 16
Love the picture. How rude of someone to cause an innocent post to be deleted when the picture wasn't racy.
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@vandana7 (98830)
• India
5 May 16
When I entered this post, I did not know what racy meant. :) I would always have associated it with car races...thanks to two responses here, I realized the meaning is different.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
It's a funny word. It's kind of a euphamism, I suppose. I chuckled when I saw a rack of post cards in Chinatown labeled "Racy post cards."
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@just4him (306266)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
5 May 16
@vandana7 Yes it is.
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@Lucky15 (37346)
• Philippines
4 May 16
I remember that...those birds are cute though looks like the other one looked at the camera
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
He may have, but they were pretty into each other.
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
@Lucky15 Maybe it's the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live.
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@Lucky15 (37346)
• Philippines
4 May 16
@TheHorse if someone report this again... not sure if that person is sane
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@puddleglum (1380)
• United States
4 May 16
This picture made me blush. Haha. It also reminded me of a song. Careful, it's x-rated also.
Ella Fitzgerald Lullaby of Birdland from The Best of Jazz Classics
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
4 May 16
Oooohhhh...I'll have to give this a listen! Ella is one of my absolute favorites.
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• United States
4 May 16
@TheHorse Mine too!!
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@TheHorse (205771)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May 16
@puddleglum Listening now. She was the best! Whoa, those are some racy lyrics, and that saxophone is downright sultry. Glad she got some doves into the song. I think I'm blushing for the first time in 20 years.
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