Wanted: Superhero
By Genipher
@Genipher (5405)
United States
June 6, 2016 2:31pm CST
Today I needed The Hulk. Desperately.
I had a bag of Mint Patty Chocolates that just didn't want to open.
I could have used The Hulk's great strength to manhandle the bag and give me access to the sweet goodness inside.
Instead, I had to rely on a pair of scissors, which isn't nearly as fun.
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@ChildofGod81 (504)
• United States
6 Jun 16
Wouldn't the Hulk have smushed the candy inside? I would think Captain America's strength would have been more useful, as the Captain would have understood your need for the candy, and would have wanted you to have it. The Hulk wouldn't have cared.
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@ChildofGod81 (504)
• United States
6 Jun 16
@Genipher Just call me a superhero geek lol.
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@puddleglum (1380)
• United States
6 Jun 16
As entertaining as that display might have been, I have a feeling the finale would have involved the chocolates wildly scattering all over the room. If they were individually wrapped though, I guess that wouldn't be a problem. They sound delicious, by the way.
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@Genipher (5405)
• United States
6 Jun 16
They were yummy. Though the kids kept grabbing them by the handful and I didn't get as many as I wanted.
What a mom will do for her children!
I think Hulk would be great for smashing spiders, too. Though we might not have much of a house left when he was done!
@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
7 Jun 16
I think even the Hulk might have a problem with some of those plastic bags. If they are marshmallows then the Human Torch could open the bag and toast the marshmallows at the same time.
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
7 Jun 16
the older and weaker i get it amazes me what i can't open. worst of all is the medications and such for people disabled.
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