Weight Gain -Lost Cause (A Poem)

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Weight gain, Lost cause, Beginning to look like Santa Claus. Weight goes down, Weight goes up, Feeling like A pregnant pup. Oh my double chin, I can't win. Slim body, Where have you been? Weight gain, Out of shape. I see a dozen pancakes On my plate. Add some syrup, Now I feel fine. Dieting is such An unpleasant grind. (And quite frankly, I've crossed the line)