Poem - What’s Cooking?
@arthurchappell (45002)
Preston, England
July 6, 2016 3:36pm CST
This week’s five word poetry challenge set by @Jessicalynnt has a loud and bright theme with the five words being boom, fire, lights, summer, and pie.
What’s Cooking?
I made the most of the economic boom,
Stuffing myself with pie until there was no more room
For more and my stomach lining allowance went bust.
I really should have sussed
When to stop eating.
Now I’ll be meeting
The Grim Reaper instead of my Summer
Friends, death by pie is such a bummer
No seaside illumination festival lights for me
Only the fires of Hell for all eternity
Such is the prize for my gluttony
Something’ cooking, and it isn’t me
Satan’s a chef serving pies I see
It’s not as bad here as I thought
Nothing like the Gospel’s taught
The dammed get pie all day long
If I’d known I’d have been immoral and wrong
Long before now
Satan really knows how
To bake a good pie
Plenty left for when you eventually die
God’s Footnote – Believe not ye horned evil goat
Hell is not a place of pies but lies
The only cooking is sinful wicked souls
Roasting on spits over brimstone coals
Don’t believe this evil letter
Heaven’s pies taste infinitely better.
Arthur Chappell – despite this I’m an atheist. Doh!
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