Did you hear about the man who had sex with a cow?

United States
July 26, 2016 9:23am CST
This is no joke, although it sounds like one I'm sure. Unfortunately it is the truth. A man from Missouri (the 'show me' state) had sex with a cow. The cow's owner caught the man in the act of 'doing it' with her cow. From the news story on this it wasn't his first time. You can read the story in the following link. Since the man wasn't put in jail you would think cow-sex is OK in Missouri? I hope they get him some kind of help, until then lock up your cows! I hope the cow wasn't too traumatized. Photo: pixabay.com/en/calf-cow-maverick-farm-animal-farm-362170/
The statement says Helton told authorities that was the second time he had engaged in sexual acts with a cow on that property.
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@Mike197602 (13363)
• Worcester, England
26 Jul 16
I think it happens a lot more than we realise There was a story in the paper here a few years ago about a man arrested for committing a lewd act with a traffic cone
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• United States
26 Jul 16
At least the traffic cone wasn't a living thing LOL!
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@TheHorse (62258)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Nov 16
I think it's pretty common.
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@Asylum (48282)
• Manchester, England
26 Jul 16
At least he had the sense to choose a cow and not a bull.
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@louievill (18123)
• Philippines
26 Jul 16
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• United States
26 Jul 16
@Asylum - that would have made the story have a different 'ending' I bet.
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@Asylum (48282)
• Manchester, England
26 Jul 16
@AbbyGreenhill It would certainly have been a little more dangerous as well.
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@HazySue (20134)
• United States
26 Jul 16
@AbbyGreenhill my first thought when I saw the title was "Tell me it isn't so". When I read your post I thought, Good Heavens, there is a nut running around Missouri. I hope he gets some kind of help.
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• United States
26 Jul 16
The cows in that state hope so too.
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@HazySue (20134)
• United States
26 Jul 16
@AbbyGreenhill If they are careful they will have to start providing help for them. They must be wondering what the heck this guy is doing.
@TheHorse (62258)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12 Nov 16
@AbbyGreenhill I also hope the cow wasn't traumatized.
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@JohnRoberts (52282)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Jul 16
In our progressive society, it will soon be legal for man and cow to express mutual love. After all, we cannot deny any human's right to love how he wishes.
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• United States
26 Jul 16
LOL - Now you got my brain going in all directions!
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@JohnRoberts (52282)
• Los Angeles, California
26 Jul 16
@AbbyGreenhill Yes, it's humorous but there is a dark truth in regard to the direction of society.
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• United States
26 Jul 16
@JohnRoberts And that's no bull!
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@fishtiger58 (30372)
• Momence, Illinois
26 Jul 16
I pretty much have only one thing to say EWWWWWWWWWW
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• United States
26 Jul 16
LOL followed by GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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@fishtiger58 (30372)
• Momence, Illinois
26 Jul 16
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@marlina (71305)
• Canada
26 Jul 16
There are sickos everywhere I guess. Disgusting.
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• United States
26 Jul 16
The poor woman who walked in on this disgusting thing...
26 Jul 16
That is definitely not right. He needs to visit the local psychiatry
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• United States
26 Jul 16
Yes I agree, the man has a problem for sure.
@sharon6345 (118584)
• United States
26 Jul 16
There is a video online of a woman and a horse. I could not believe my eyes.
• United States
26 Jul 16
Gross...I won't ask how you know that LOL!
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@sharon6345 (118584)
• United States
26 Jul 16
@AbbyGreenhill That is gross for sure but it was on a social site. I am sure it's on youtube as well.
• United States
26 Jul 16
@sharon6345 I don't go on u-tube ...facebook is my limit.
@Ziggy6 (16)
• Alberton, South Africa
13 Nov 16
The guy should go for an eye test, maybe he can't distinguish between what looks human or what looks non-human. It's very abnormal and messed up. It's beyond belief and anything that's natural.
@springs (926)
• India
30 Jul 16
How come he does things like that.Doesnt he find any woman.This is unfortunate to see such people
• United States
30 Jul 16
He obviously has come issues to deal with
@LoriAMoore (4841)
• United States
26 Jul 16
What a sicko!
• United States
26 Jul 16
And we all know that he is.
@NJChicaa (36987)
• United States
26 Jul 16
That guy needs some serious mental help.
• United States
26 Jul 16
Lots of help and so does the cow.
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26 Jul 16
wow..
@Jessicalynnt (47790)
• Centralia, Missouri
26 Jul 16
think he needs committed....
@LeaPea2417 (19167)
• Toccoa, Georgia
26 Jul 16
That is sick and twisted. And I read about how a guy was arrested for molesting a German Shepherd. I am not sure what kind of punishment he got, but the article said the dog was traumatized. And I immediately thought, "where are the Animal Rights Activists, you heard of that group called PETA"? Why aren't they making this sick act a National Issue? I have not heard them once condemn it!
@amadeo (61794)
• United States
26 Jul 16
This has been going on for years.They also do it with sheep.No story.Most people knows this .
@mom210 (6518)
• Atlanta, Georgia
26 Jul 16
That is just nasty, I do not understand what is wrong with people these days. Seems like he should have been jailed for rape, since the cow obviously did not say "yes!"