Sloppy Joe Returns (A Poem)

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Here comes Sloppy Joe again Riding on a horse. Sloppy Joe waves his hands And yells, "I'm in the Air Force." Sloppy Joe likes to pretend That he's flying a big airplane. But then he changes his mind And announces, "I'm on the gravy train." "All aboard the gravy train. Bring some meat loaf And mashed potatoes too." Sloppy Joe falls off his horse And cries out loud, "Boo hoo." "I hurt my little pinky. I bent my little thumb." Honestly, Sloppy Joe, Why are you so dumb? But is Sloppy Joe a clown? Is he a fool or is it simply an act? Sloppy Joe gets back on his horse And hollers, "I'll be back with my Big Mac."