What Would You Say to the Werewolf?
By Steve West
November 17, 2016 7:14pm CST
The moon is full and there is a howling in the air. You are taking a leisurely walk in the park at night when you encounter the Werewolf. What would you say to him? Here are some ideas: (1) Say dude, you really could use a haircut. The hippie movement is long gone. (2) Your breath is so bad that it could kill an elephant. Do you mind breathing away from me? (3) Didn't you read the sign: No howling in the park! (4) Okay, I didn't really mean that your mother is a hairy ape. No, I really meant that your mother is a hairy wolf. Now do you feel better? (5) Are you related to Cousin It? I mean, how can you see with all that hair covering up your face? Okay, it's your turn. Come up with a cool question.
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