What Would You Say to the Werewolf?

@zebra2222 (4888)
United States
November 17, 2016 7:14pm CST
The moon is full and there is a howling in the air. You are taking a leisurely walk in the park at night when you encounter the Werewolf. What would you say to him? Here are some ideas: (1) Say dude, you really could use a haircut. The hippie movement is long gone. (2) Your breath is so bad that it could kill an elephant. Do you mind breathing away from me? (3) Didn't you read the sign: No howling in the park! (4) Okay, I didn't really mean that your mother is a hairy ape. No, I really meant that your mother is a hairy wolf. Now do you feel better? (5) Are you related to Cousin It? I mean, how can you see with all that hair covering up your face? Okay, it's your turn. Come up with a cool question.
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@Hatley (152289)
• Garden Grove, California
18 Nov
Oh my its summer hairy person arent you kimda warm with all that hair?
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@zebra2222 (4888)
• United States
18 Nov
That's a good one.
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@Hatley (152289)
• Garden Grove, California
20 Nov
@LoriAMoore (12602)
• United States
18 Nov
"Have you ever thought of shaving?"
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@zebra2222 (4888)
• United States
18 Nov
You might have to go through a few shavers.
• Rochester, New York
18 Nov
I think I would be too shocked to say anything to him. Mind you if he was in human for and he was cute then that would be a whole other story. lol
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@ms1864 (6943)
• Bangalore, India
18 Nov
I wouldn't question him at all...i'd join him..."Aaaaahhhhhooooooo!"
@zebra2222 (4888)
• United States
18 Nov
Lady werewolf at large.
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@ms1864 (6943)
• Bangalore, India
19 Nov
• New Delhi, India
18 Nov
I think all that I would be able to do is shout at the top of my voice