Wife Phones Husband At Work...............................................
By forfein
@forfein (2507)
November 26, 2006 7:19am CST
A wife phones her Husband at the Office:-
Wife - Hello dear, I have a little problem with the car.....
Husband - With the car Darling! Are you OK??
Wife - Yes, yes, I am OK, don’t worry but I think that there is some water in the car’s carburator...........
Husband - Water in the carburator?? My dear, you scared me. Since when do you understand or know about CAR MECHANICS??? Are you sure that is what it is?
Wife - Well really, I am not THAT sure, my dear, but........
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18 responses
@sirensanssmile (3764)
• Netherlands
28 Nov 06
That is pretty funny thank you for posting it up for all to read.
@beautyoperater (1890)
• United States
28 Nov 06
funny, I think that actually happened out in california
@Eldon2006 (160)
• Australia
27 Nov 06
lol pretty funny i didn't get it until i sw the picture of a car in the pool lol. good one
@zeeterman (1066)
• United States
28 Jan 07
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit
a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While
standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears this
whistle -- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is.
Predictably, he's hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. It was
only a glancing blow, so he was fortunate to receive some minor internal
injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house
attending a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears
the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet
and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable
lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen,
sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good
tea kettle?"
The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're
small."
@rracers89 (3246)
• United States
26 Nov 06
lol very funny and I actually know someone who did this, he got run off the road by a drunk driver went threw a fence and the pool just so happened to be right there. He was fine though.
@polachicago (18716)
• United States
30 Nov 06
great joke!
hmmm...I am not much better with cars... lol
