The Doctor Will See You Now

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The patient waited over two hours to hear the six magic words, "The doctor will see you now." But was is true? No, now the patient was in a room answering questions about his purpose for being there. Let's listen. Nurse: Why are you here today? Patient: I am not here. I am in an alternative universe. Nurse: So I'm actually talking to... Patient: A mirror image of myself. Nurse: Does the mirror image have health insurance? Patient: Yes I do. It's good for 24 hours. Afterwards, my health insurance cards disintegrates. Nurse: That sounds messy. Patient: It is a little bit. My insurance is taken by over ten parallel universes. Nurse: My, widely extended coverage. Are you feeling sick? Patient: I have been spurting out green blood. Nurse: That's probably good for pea soup. Patient: Now when can I see the doctor? Nurse: It will be in a couple hours. The doctor is playing golf on Alpha Centaurium. You can sip on these galactic ice cubes while waiting. Patient: But... Nurse: Peace forever. May the force be with you. And buddy, the next time answer my questions seriously or I'll beam you into another world.