Poem - The Horsemans Hippocratic Oath

Photo taken by me – Skeleton in Satan's Hollow Nightclub, Manchester
Preston, England
March 18, 2017 9:45am CST
I swear by Satan and all hordes of Hell To keep this medic’s oath and covenant And keep patients sick, unhappy, unwell So they are totally, utterly dependant On myself and others of my persuasion. Abstaining not from mischief and evil I’ll prescribe poison as cure on occasion But not so often that good quacks will Find my aims are other than they are taught. My He(art) is a dark and necromonous Source for divulgence of tales that ought To stay confidential in ominous Practice spreading plague and dark pestilence Starting when Armageddon doth commence. Arthur 666 Chappell
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@topffer (42156)
• France
18 Mar 17
I hope that you will do a lot of medical errors and that you will cure more people than expected. I wonder what has decided you to write this evil poem, Arthur 666 ?
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• Preston, England
18 Mar 17
@topffer just a play on words really
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
18 Mar 17
Whoa! Where'd that come from? You been watching old newscasts about Harold Shipman?
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• Preston, England
18 Mar 17
@pgntwo I just played on the idea of there being immoral evil oaths as well as pledges to the truth and doing good
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
18 Mar 17
@arthurchappell It played out well, in that case
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@mythociate (21437)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
14 Dec 17
Reminds me of the originally true intent of the song "Thank You Very Much." (being sung in honor of Ebeneezer Scrooge, thanking him for cancelling all his clients debts ... by dying before he could collect )
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• Preston, England
15 Dec 17
@mythociate yes, thanks, I love that song, and the whole musical Scrooge
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
19 Mar 17
lol, dark one there
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@TheHorse (206362)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Mar 17
Did you co-write this with my GP?
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