Squatting a grave for a few years or until the hour of the Last Judgement (with a bit of luck)

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I mentioned in another discussion that a French mayor wrote a bylaw forbidding to people to die in his town if they had not a grave in the local cemetery. Many French cemeteries are overcrowded. Even if it is no more possible to buy a concession in perpetuity since many years and the communes can decide to regain abandoned concessions, there is not a place left for a new grave in many cemeteries. Let me tell you what happened to Raymonde Issartel. She was an organized woman and she had prepared everything for her funerals with a notary, to make sure that her family would follow her last will. She was owning a family vault with six spaces ; five were already occupied, so there was a space left for her in the cemetery. Easy maths. This done, she died, if I dare say this metaphor, "with peace on mind and on both ears." But, when the tomb was opened on December 26th last year there were... six coffins in the vault. Everybody has heard that cuckoo birds are laying their eggs into the nests of other birds, but a tomb squatter, WTF ??? I do not want to enter in technical details a bit too macabre, but I have to tell to make you understand the problem that there are mainly two kind of vaults, one with individual spaces above the ground and a funeral tablet on each occupied space, and another one with a common compartment under the ground where all the coffins are put together. The first kind is not the best one if a bombing occurs, but it is easy to identify a squatter. The second kind behaves better under bombs, but how to identify a squatter ? Bad luck, Raymonde's vault is of the second kind. France is an administrative country where you cannot do a move without 3 or 5 copies sent to the right administration, but apparently we lack a regulation that will probably come soon, because we love regulations : it is not mandatory to put a plate with a name on a coffin, and there was not a plate on any coffin in this grave. Indeed, the solution would have been to "reduce a grave", i.e. to open a coffin, collect the bones and put them in a smaller box to leave some space for Raymonde, but a regulation forbids to do it for somebody died since less than 30 years, and several people in this tomb are died since less than 30 years, how to identify the "good" ones when you know that in a hermetically sealed vault, a 100 year old coffin looks exactly as new as a coffin made yesterday ? The family could have also asked to open the coffins, but to open a coffin of somebody died since less than 5 years you need a special authorization given by a judge, and nobody can tell when the tomb was squatted. Actually Raymonde is in a temporary resting place pertaining to the commune... and the commune is asking 50 Euros a day for this resting place. I hope that for this amount, the price of water and electricity is included. The family refuses to pay and brought the story to the local newspaper (I give a link to it (in French)) on Thursday because France is an administrative country where you cannot do a move without 3 or 5 copies sent to the right administration : you have to send one of these copies to the mayor of the place where you want to bury someone, and he has to check that the burial is done in the right vault. Small cemeteries have often no employee on the spot to do this check, but you are not supposed to enter in a vault like in a mill to drop there surreptitiously a new coffin ! The mayor asked to the commune archivist to work on that, and he found nothing... The stowaway is undocumented. The commune will certainly be held responsible for this squatter if the family sues it in an administrative court. It will take 2 or 3 years... Before the police and the justice will have perhaps identified the squatter. DNA can do miracles today. And finally a new funeral will be done, to comply with the wishes of Raymonde. May she rest in peace. Do you own a vault with a space left for you in it ?