Kite gone wrong.

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Last week we went kite-flying and it was a disaster. My kite that is all done up like an eagle got a bit out of control when Billy-Bob waz flying it. The wind changed direction suddenly and most of us kept our kites up there but Bill-Bob panicked and the kite whizzed down and pranged Lorraine in the butt. She swears I told him to do it. She also says everybody was laughing at her but it was only me. Now I'm in trouble. Next week's she says were just going swimming down by the river with no crazy ideas about kites and Me-Haws and ginger stuff like that.