the english lesson

October 18, 2017 9:35am CST
Nine heads are bent over desks, scribbling furiously away. They are either writing a short story or writing the opening of a novel, based only on a photo of a dilapidated barn. I considered doing it too, but changed my mind. I had better things to do; my youngest nephew is twelve on Friday and I needed to pop over to Amazon and put a gift card in my basket. What else does one get for a twelve year old boy who is visually impaired?? My student has written a page and a half already, despite her protestations at the beginning of the lesson that she didn't know what to write. I am trying my hardest to not fall asleep, but it is difficult. My body is weary. My eyes are wearier. Someone just sneezed and nobody said Bless you!, except me, under my breath. Faint mumbles come from various corners of the room, students talking to themselves as they write down their words. This morning, in a lesson with low-ability Media students, I took to pulling out my hair. But only the grey ones. There is something oddly satisfying about this, but I do worry that it verges on some form of self-harm, or whatnot. They have done now. Or nearly done. My student counts her words ... has she done at least two hundred and fifty words? Yes, she's managed three hundred and thirty-nine, but now she wants there to be three hundred and forty. Oh, to be young, reckless and autistic. Homework time! Section four, which is pages six and seven, if you're interested. *smile*
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
18 Oct 17
The attraction of round numbers is something I think that most of us know, in one way or another. Bless her! I hope that she gets some sense of achievement from her 340 words, whatever their literary merit. I ought to remind you of the danger of pulling out grey hairs. It is said that two will grow where one was before, though I have to say that, since what little I have left are all grey, if I did it and the old wives' tale is true, I should have a head of hair - albeit white - to be proud of.
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19 Oct 17
This does fleetingly go through my mind whilst partaking of the pleasure, but it's okay, I'm more concerned that I may go bald! I haven't dyed my hair since the end of May and I do want to see what nature wants me to look like. :)
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
19 Oct 17
@Poppylicious Distinguished, one hopes!
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20 Oct 17
@owlwings Knowing me, I'd probably just end up looking like a scraggly-haired witch. :)
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
19 Oct 17
Are you a teacher, or a supervisor? Sounds a bit boring, but I suppose the end result is worth it.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
20 Oct 17
@Poppylicious Thanks for explaining
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20 Oct 17
I'm a support assistant, working with post sixteen students with autism, mental health issues, ADHD, moderate learning difficulties, etc. It can be boring, but for lessons where I'm barely needed I have my iPad. I do learn an awful lot. I used to teach, but the paperwork nearly killed me.
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@xFiacre (12599)
• Ireland
18 Oct 17
@poppylicious Tell her to stick in an extra adjective to round things up.
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19 Oct 17
Unsurprisingly we had talked about that in a vocational lesson earlier in the afternoon when she told me that her English target was to write at least 250 words. I think she may have heeded my advice. Go me!
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
18 Oct 17
Heads bent over an exercise book, yes, I remember them well. Good practice for when they're on their smartphone or tablet...
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
19 Oct 17
@Poppylicious It always stands out a mile.
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20 Oct 17
@pgntwo It's the fingers fiddling in their laps as they look down with a faint smile which often gives them away. They're so silly.
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19 Oct 17
And half of them secretly were!
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@JustBhem (70555)
• Davao, Philippines
18 Oct 17
Looks like they are all serious about it.
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19 Oct 17
It made a change. Many of them don't really care. They come to college to learn a vocation, not to have to retake Maths and English, but the government will insist ...
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@JustBhem (70555)
• Davao, Philippines
19 Oct 17
@Poppylicious Why vocation? Why not a college degree?
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20 Oct 17
@JustBhem Because this is a Further Education college rather than Higher Education. Most of them aren't very academic.
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@YrNemo (20261)
19 Oct 17
What a life, being a teacher! I admire you and other teachers tremendously. I just can't see myself doing that, I don't have the patience.
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20 Oct 17
Oh, I'm not a teacher {well, I am, but I gave teaching up because it was too intrusive on my personal life}. I support students in lessons instead and wonder why some of the tutors continue to teach when they're so clearly frazzled and not enjoying it one iota!
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@YrNemo (20261)
20 Oct 17
@Poppylicious I have an acquaintance who tutored maths once. I asked her if she thought the obligation of being a tutor to kids is tough: making sure they get a good mark, pass the exam with high grades etc. She shrugged, 'who cares! The parents paid, I tutored. When the time finished, I went home, I did the tutoring, they studied or not studied, not my business!' I was amazed at her ability to be indifferent.