The Case of the Cold Coffee and Renegade Snowmen / myLot

United States

December 15, 2017 2:46pm CST

Something strange is happening around the house right now. My coffee keeps getting cold before I can drink it! I don't understand why this is happening. I mean, its not like it actually gets COLD in this house or anything. But my coffee is frigid. Either frigid or gone! Somebody keeps drinking it when I'm not looking. My son is insistant that I'm drinking it myself, but it cant possibly be me. Since my coffee is either cold, or missing entirely I have come to the conclusion that there is a renegade snowman living in the house, cooling things off with his presence and drinking my warm drinks trying to sooth his frigid core. Of course, that is just MY theory. (image is ornament I made a few years ago with my oldest son)

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5 responses

M.-L.

@MALUSE (69413)

• Germany

15 Dec 17

I think your explanation is absolutely plausible. :-)

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Nona Morris

@nonersays (3329)

• United States

15 Dec 17

Yay! I'm glad I have at least one sorce of validation. My family thinks I'm going crazy. I'm over here like, "Have you people never seen Jack Frost?"

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Rhonda S.

@misunderstood_zombie (8142)

• United States

15 Dec 17

Most definitely, the snowman theory is correct.

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Nona Morris

@nonersays (3329)

• United States

15 Dec 17

I KNEW it! Can't trust those snowmen. Specially when they show up somewere that it never snows!

Shavkat

@Shavkat (137215)

• Philippines

16 Dec 17

I want to have a cold coffee in simmer season. If the hot coffee is left unattended for a couple minutes, I still need to drink it. It is common in place as having a cool weather all year round.