Things I want to accomplish in 2018( typed this while being drunk with Pincer Vodka)

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Before I start this discussion, I am drunk, As in super drunk to the point that my surrounding is hazy. 1. Finally be in a real nurturing romantic relationship. One night stands from Tinder is not what my soul needs. 2. Quit Tinder for real- I am still being tempted to reinstall the app and meet up with someone who thinks I am hot because it's less awkward than making the first move. I got addicted with Tinder because I don't need to make the first move. I fear rejection and with Tinder I don't need to make a first move so I don't get rejected. Someone who finds me attractive that I found attractive makes first move on me so yeah...that made me a big mess. I want to quit Tinder before I end up dethroning Satan in Hell after I end up meeting the Infamous Nicole who seduces people so she can harvest their organs; 3. Become an established Twitch streamer- Getting paid to play videogames is a fun job. I want to quit my once I feel stable with streaming. 4.Fix my Papers so I can go back to school- I want to be a movie director . Promise I wont be a Weinstein. I will respect the actresses who will work with me. I will be a trailblazing movie creator. 5. Have a 1gbps internet connection- At this moment I can only afford 20 mbps. 6.Buy a homestead- Too ambitious since land is expensive but I live in the suburbs where vegetable Gardening is illegal. (stupid law) I want to have a farm where I can have all the fresh produce I can eat. 7. Learn Japanese- So I can watch anime without subtitles. 8. Have an electric car- Nissan leaf is the sexiest car ever, I want to drive it while throwing a dirty finger to the air polluting greedy oil companies. 9. Fix my self esteem issues- I have so many demons that I need to deal with. WOOOO I am so going to hell ! Baby!!!! 10. Buy lots of sweaters. I am someone from a tropical country and I have no sweater. I have nothing but T-shirts and tank tops. It is so freaking cold and I only have 1 Jacket. 11.Have a Vacation- My job is super stressful and gross. I work at a slaughter house that sells lamb and sheep. I kill those cute critters and it kills me to kill someone so cute and fluffy. They are so fluffy and I have to kill them because meat eaters dont want blood on their hands and thinks steaks grows on trees. I want to write more but It is karaoke time and I want to show those folks who can barely sing How to Sing. I will sing Here to Stay by Korn.