Officer Donut, How about Sargent Cat?

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Not too long ago I read a post about one of the police stations taking on a new police officer, a wonderful four legged beauty named "Officer Doughnut". I got to thinking shortly afterwards after we had to evict Petey from the house after he expelled some fumes from his blow hole, how about Sargent Cat? He would be great for hostage situations! I've found that when you feed a cat fish cat food they tend to have the most horrible smelling farts that you could ever imagine! It would make the most hardened criminal surrender in a heartbeat! One blast from the cat's blow hole would do it!!! Not only that, but who would expect a cat to come in with a "stink bomb" like that? Oh, but that might be considered cruel and unusual punishment...if you have never smelled a fishy cat fart you have never realized cruel and unusual anything!