Someone Save Me...

@porwest (7438)
United States
June 3, 2018 9:54am CST
So, the wifey is doing her 'chores,' working on some dishes, some laundry, and tidying the house. And while this is all fine and dandy, she is also blasting the radio with the soundtrack to the original movie, "Grease." It is driving me mad. What's worse is when she sings along with it. It resonates through the house and I am surely wanting to pull out my hair one strand at a time. Pulling your hair out may sound like an agonizing thing to do. But I can assure you it is less agonizing than listening to the soundtrack to "Grease." I am quickly thinking I have some things to do myself. Like, for example, I have decided it may be time to dismantle the deck and put it all back together. Twice. Someone save me.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
3 Jun
Can't anyone help save that poor poor man
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
3 Jun
Thank you for at least acknowledging my agony over here. And its too early to start drinking to boot. Ugh.
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@AlisaTR (961)
• Trinidad And Tobago
3 Jun
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@jstory07 (70095)
• Roseburg, Oregon
3 Jun
No he's on his own.
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@Namelesss (1539)
• Thomasville, Georgia
3 Jun
QUICK - you NEED water! As in shower, wash the car. POOL (at the Y of course) LOL
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
5 Jun
Anywhere but here, let me tell you. lol
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@Icydoll (24745)
• India
3 Jun
I can understand that..but dismantling the deck is not good idea lol
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
3 Jun
Normally I would agree with you. Normally.
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@amadeo (73604)
• United States
3 Jun
I cannot save you.But Grease was my vintage there. Do not like the music there?
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@marlina (78244)
• Canada
3 Jun
Why simply tell her how you feel?
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
5 Jun
I could never hurt my wife's feelings like that.
@LeaPea2417 (22090)
• Toccoa, Georgia
3 Jun
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@cintol (7874)
• United States
3 Jun
Haha, hey if Grease is what she likes to work by then I am all for it, that music can get someone motivated to clean and move. Maybe you have some yard work that needs taking care of huh. Thats probably what she is doing, she is trying to get you motivated too. LOL
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@sabtraversa (13331)
• Italy
3 Jun
I would use fair weapons, like play your own music and sing along. We never realize how annoying we can be when we do so: they say other people perceive our bad smells worse than we do, same could be applied to noise.
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• United States
15 Jun
and tomorrow, June 16th marks the 40th anniversary of that GREAT movie, GREASE ! this could NOT of come up at a better time and glad to hear your wife has GREAT taste in music from a soundtrack ! and pssst, why weren't you helping with chores so it, the music, would not drive you crazy ?
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
20 Jun
Helping with the chores would be too much. I have MyLotting to do.
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• United States
20 Jun
@porwest your sense of humor has me laughing !
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
24 Jun
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@Shellyann36 (11273)
• United States
11 Jun
Perhaps you should go join her in one of the chorus parts and sing horribly?
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
14 Jun
Why encourage her? lol
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@Shellyann36 (11273)
• United States
15 Jun
@porwest Well, I honestly thought that your poor singing would discourage her!
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
20 Jun
@Shellyann36 lol. Are you saying that you have seen my posts sharing my singing and you think I stink?
@id_peace (7633)
• Singapore
24 Jun
"ah ah ah ah staying alive..............." Forcing the high pitch of Bee Gees.
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
30 Jun
I can't take it. I just can't. Although to be fair it was a different movie.
• Cape Town, South Africa
5 Jun
@porwest I know the feeling brother. Unfortunately its part of marriage I guess. What I will suggest is is that you learn a few of the lyrics to her favorite Grease songs and absolutely murder them until she hopefully ceases her interest. I don't however guarantee that it will work
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
5 Jun
I play guitar. I sometimes record what I play. I can murder a song like nobody's business. Maybe you are onto something.
One of my favorite past times when I have the time is to play my guitar. I write my own music, but I also like to play music that has stood the test of time. I...
@JudyEv (134903)
• Bunbury, Australia
3 Jun
Don't you have any earplugs? Chores to do outside?
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@porwest (7438)
• United States
5 Jun
Like I said, I was thinking about taking the deck apart and rebuilding it...twice.
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@Kandae11 (40368)
3 Jun
I like the music from the movie "grease". If your wife's singing was half as bad as mine you won't want to be near the house.
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@anikoonline (3259)
• Hungary
3 Jun
This is why I do the chores when my boyfriend is not at home.
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@mlgen1037 (29626)
• Manila, Philippines
3 Jun
Hahaha. I am TEAM Wife today.
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3 Jun
I'm quite sure my husband would tell you he has been in the same agony. My favorite "chore day soundtrack" happens to be Rent.
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@aureliah (18882)
• Kenya
11 Jun
I love reading your posts. Its worse when someone sings along to an annoying track
@FourWalls (15302)
• United States
4 Jun
Do like Mama Cass said and make your own kind of music!
• United States
4 Jun
Yes find something to do. When I clean others have to help. Not all my job., no singing lol