An Atheistic Bible Study Of The Gospels

Photo taken by me -  Church entrance, Standish
Preston, England
June 12, 2018 1:06pm CST
This is the miracle Jesus was on his way to perform when interrupted by the episode involving the girl who could not stop her haemorrhaging menstruation blood as described in my last Feature. This miracle therefore shares the same chapter references in each of the three Gospels dealing with it. Matthew 9:18-26 A synagogue leader approaches Jesus and asks him to come to tend to his recently deceased daughter. Jesus immediately sets off to the man’s house followed by numerous believers. The episode of the girl who bleeds interrupts the journey, after which Jesus goes on to the synagogue leader’s home. Many people are loudly mourning at the house, including pipe players among those commemorating the girl’s death. Jesus tells them the girl is not dead but merely asleep. The various mourners laugh at Jesus but somehow he gets everyone to leave the house so he can be alone with the corpse. Taking the girl by the hand he rouses her as either genuinely asleep, faking her death, or literally returning from the afterlife. Word of the miracle quickly spreads. , Mark 5:22-43 Mark names the synagogue leader, Jairus, a detail Matthew omits. There are other differences too. Jairus has to beg and plead with Jesus to get him to look in on the allegedly dead daughter while he barely asked in Matthew before Jesus agreed to investigate. After the blood soaked girl incident, Jairus is approached by friends who tell him that the daughter is dead and that he should just accept the situation and not waste Jesus’s time. Jesus tells Jairus to maintain his faith which he does. Unlike the description in Matthew, Jesus enters the house in the company of three of his Apostles, Peter, John and James. Once the noisy wailing mourners are driven out of the house, only Jairus and his wife are allowed in to witness the girl’s supposed resurrection. Jesus takes the girl by the hand and tells her to get up. She rises up and walks round the room. We are now given her age, twelve. Jesus instructs the family to tell no one that the girl was brought back from the dead and to be sure the girl gets some food. Feeding her seems realistic after her sleep, coma or actual death experience, but not telling anyone about her seems impossible as many mourners saw her body. Unless Jairus hides the girl away forever, never letting her out of the house, someone is bound to see the once dead girl walking about. Matthew’s at least shows that everyone made no effort to conceal the story. Luke 8:41-56 This version is virtually identical to that of Mark. Another resurrection tale, in two conflicting versions, full of questionable details. Arthur Chappell
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@simplfred (20641)
• Philippines
13 Jun 18
Interesting post once again.
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@amadeo (111948)
• United States
12 Jun 18
Thank you.This is a first for me.
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@mythociate (21437)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
13 Jun 18
Hmm ... interesting ... ... oh! Just thinking The intro to episodes of "Shepherd's Chapel" (a broadcast Bible-study) always calls The Bible "God's Love-Letter to 'You' (believers, usually)." But do you know how creepy it is to get love-letters from somebody you're not already 'in love with' (or at least 'interested in starting a relationship')? That's why the Genesis- & early Old Testament-parts of The Bible are written like history ... so that it's not 'God telling you that he loves you as if you were his own flesh-&-blood' so much as he's 'demonstrating how you have him to thank/blame for all the people in the world (including yourself).'
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• Preston, England
13 Jun 18
@mythociate given the violence of the early Old Testament, trying to present it as a love letter would just make things worse. I love you Noah, that's why i'm killing off everyone on the planet except your family and pets - Abraham watch the smoke from Sodom & Gomorrah spell out 'I liu you..."
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@mythociate (21437)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
15 Jun 18
@arthurchappell Oh, did you ever write lots of love-letters that announce, "Oh, my darling! You're one of the millions of girls whom I love equally; I'd be totally-devoted to you, but I'm already spending time with millions-upon-millions of others"? My understanding is that love-letters are usually all about how "you're the only one for me (etc.)" To be 'the only one for "an all-powerful deity"' would mean elimination of all the others.
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• Preston, England
15 Jun 18
@mythociate when I write to a lover I keep my platitudes genuine and specific tp her - I'd hardly want to kill off all the competition and in effect every other woman on the planet - why would God need to eliminate others? If others want to follow other gods or no God at all God can just ignore them.
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@xander6464 (40910)
• Wapello, Iowa
20 Nov 18
Why would Jesus have to tell the parents to feed the girl? It's questionable details like that that make me think large portions of these stories were edited out and they did a really sloppy job of editing what was left.
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• Preston, England
20 Nov 18
@xander6464 yes he does seem to point out the obvious with such advice
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• Preston, England
20 Nov 18
@xander6464 yes, a bit like the third prophet in The Life Of Brian and my prophesy that tomorrow will be a Wednesday
A scene from Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'
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@xander6464 (40910)
• Wapello, Iowa
20 Nov 18
@arthurchappell He does seem to be the first Captain Obvious.
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