New vaccine to defeat lethal virus.
By Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (386)
Guadeloupe
July 20, 2018 10:39am CST
The January Virus fell off its horse last night on his way to Wellington le Crochette. It was a most undignified scene, especially since he forgot which direction he was headed in and had to ask his butt which way was north. It took his butt a full half hour to remember. The biggest indignity of course was the fact that he landed on a pile of ladybirds and squashed them. Not only was his talking bum covered in ladybird juice, but he was rendered impotent, and that's how Scotty discovered that ladybird juice is the perfect antidote to the January Virus. So once the World Health Organisation meets and discusses it, all children living between latitudes 15 and 45 north will be vaccinated against the January Virus using Ladybird Juice, so I'm going to cash in on it right away by starting a Ladybird farm. There's going to be money in Ladybird juice. But how do you get them to breed?
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@akalinus (40440)
• United States
20 Jul 18
They appear in bunches. Once we had hundreds or maybe thousands of ladybugs in the house. They were all flying around with the leader, which was the ceiling fan. They tried to catch it but it was always a swoosh ahead. I think they figured out the breeding thing all by themselves. Apparently, some of them are not ladies.
