Tell Me About It

My life is like a comic book sometimes, I don't know if I would know where to start. But there is never a dull moment I can tell ya that!

I would not say it is the funniest, but it is something that made me laugh a lot. It was Christmas morning of a long time ago, both my brother and I were teenagers. We were dressed elegant to receive other family members for the Christmas lunch. The brother thought it was a good idea to help mom in the kitchen. He thought to get the blender and make a mayo. Put the egg yolk, salt, oil in a bowl, got the blender at high speed and put in the mix... He was covered in a mix of egg yolk and oil, he had to take a shower and throw everything in the washing machine.

I have had many funny things happen, but tonight I am drawing a blank

A woman lived next door to me. One day, she was out washing her hair with rainwater. She bent over to dip some more out of the tub and fell and did a somersault and came up standing. I happened to look out the window at just the right moment. Years ago, but still funny.

Give me a few hours, I'll come up with it. Right now I can't remember anything funny.

This will take some long hard thinking.

I have seen a lot and since there were a lot. I couldnt specify the,. The recent was a dog sitting on his brother who was sleeping.