Favorite Sayings

@nanette64 (20364)
Fairfield, Texas
February 13, 2019 9:48am CST
I love sayings that will stick in your mind for a life-time. I can't remember whether it was my Mom or my Daughter that had sent me a couple that had me cracking up (and still does). As a matter of fact they are 8x10, framed and on my 'guest bathroom' wall. Warning You are looking at a high performance woman that can go from zero to bi*ch in 2.1 seconds. I can only please one person a day and today ain't your day. (Tomorrow ain't lookin' too good either!) So if we should ever meet or cross paths; just remember the above sayings.
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• Midland, Michigan
17 Feb 19
Hopefully if any of us are spending time with you, you are able to stop several notches lower than the final result. I wouldn't want that as a memory of who you after as I'm sure it's rare anyway. But it does make for a cute saying.
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• Midland, Michigan
18 Feb 19
@nanette64 lol, okay. I doubt I'll remember that but...
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
17 Feb 19
If I start to go bonkers @MarshaMusselman ; just tell me you love critters and you'll definitely be safe.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
18 Feb 19
@MarshaMusselman If I ask you what is my favorite critter and you respond 'cat'; you're good.
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
13 Feb 19
The second one should be my motto. I used to have a poster mext to my desk which said "Every day I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me off" I was forced to remove it!!
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
15 Feb 19
@nanette64 I was forced to mentally add the person who made me remove it to my list. Or I would have added them if they hadn't already been on it!!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
16 Feb 19
@WorDazza Oh yeah!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
15 Feb 19
Oh I definitely love that one @WorDazza . In that case you would have to resort to what I call The Big Ugly. Eyebrows toughing each other down the bridge of the nose and green sparks flying from the eyes. I've done that and boy does it work.
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@Hate2Iron (15730)
• Canada
13 Feb 19
LOL... love them all!!! I especially want a t-shirt with the top saying on it ;)
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@Hate2Iron (15730)
• Canada
15 Feb 19
@nanette64 LOL... it does to me too!!!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
15 Feb 19
Sounds like we need to call one of those places that makes specialized t-shirts @Hate2Iron . Can you imagine the looks that we would get? That sounds like a heck of a good idea to me.
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@moffittjc (118456)
• Gainesville, Florida
17 Feb 19
I consider myself forewarned if I ever meet you in person! LOL But I know there's a sweet side to you too, so I wouldn't be too worried or concerned when meeting you in person! Those are great sayings! I should come up with a few of my own!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
17 Feb 19
If I give you a glare and then a wink , you should be safe @moffittjc
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@moffittjc (118456)
• Gainesville, Florida
17 Feb 19
@nanette64 Haha, okay I'll keep that in mind!
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@Shiva49 (26204)
• Singapore
18 Feb 19
Good for a laugh. "Commonsense is not that common" comes to my mind - siva
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
18 Feb 19
Yeah; boy ain't that the truth @Shiva49 .
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• Agra, India
13 Feb 19
Haha...I loved all you quoted
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
15 Feb 19
Thank you @amitkokiladitya . It sure give folks a moment to think.
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• Agra, India
16 Feb 19
@nanette64 yep...I love reading these quotes
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@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
13 Feb 19
I appreciate the warning! To be forewarned is to be forearmed!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
15 Feb 19
Oh yeah @1hopefulman ; better to be safe than really sorry.
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@SIMPLYD (90722)
• Philippines
15 Feb 19
My favorite saying is from the Bible. It says, "do unto others what yo would like other's do unto you". And it has become my strict belief in life.
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@Fleura (29126)
• United Kingdom
13 Feb 19
I have a fridge magnet I particularly like, it says: Drink coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy! My friend also had one that has stuck in my mind, which said: Look after your body - without it, where will you live?
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@DianneN (246905)
• United States
17 Feb 19
. I'll be on my best behavior around you.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
18 Feb 19
Okay @DianneN ; you get a free pass.
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@JudyEv (325815)
• Rockingham, Australia
13 Feb 19
The second one I particularly love. We say about our bus/motor-home that it goes from 1 to 50kmh in 5 minutes.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
15 Feb 19
Oh that's a good one @JudyEv .
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
13 Feb 19
I am going to steer clear of your path!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
13 Feb 19
Aw safe.....I think.
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@MissNikki (5237)
• Maple Ridge, British Columbia
13 Feb 19
Hahaha, I love these!! Especially "zero to bi*ch in 2.1 seconds" ... I relate to that LoL
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