weirdness is afoot

November 18, 2019 12:58am CST
The boy asked me a question. Why do you sparkle? Because I'm an angel, I replied. He laughed. Of course, what I should have said was, Because I'm a vampire, but the reference would have been lost on him; he is a mere scoundrel of just eighteen who has probably never read a book in his young life. On Saturday the oven beeped at us. But neither of us had set the alarm. On Sunday, Living Room Google started nattering away to me, telling me the weather and the Sky News headlines. Except, I was in bed, Husband was in the bathroom, and I wasn't touching either my phone or my tablet. And why on earth would I want to listen to Sky News in the lounge when I'm in bed? Spookiness. There's a girl on the bus who identifies as a witch. She wishes to be referred to as they. Sorry, they wish to be referred to as they. Apparently witches are gender-neutral. Maybe they've put a spell on me. They? Two of them? No, just the one, they. There they are, casting their spell. I'm all for people identifying with what fits them best, but she {sorry, not sorry} is effectively making a mockery of people who genuinely do feel out of sorts with what the world has given them. Ridiculousness. I think the English language needs a pronoun for those who identify as gender-neutral. They and their when referring to a single individual is just bad English, and it is simply rude. Oh, hi Monday!
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@LadyDuck (460346)
• Switzerland
18 Nov 19
I know that when weird things happen we are puzzled. I did not like when my niece said that "I am a witch" only because weird things happen around me. I remember the day I looked at a slot machine in the Monte Carlo casino, pointed at it and said to my husband "that machine is going to paid". While he was saying "impossible... no one is playing", the coins started to come down. I got out immediately not even daring to touch them.
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
18 Nov 19
That is very spooky, Anna. However, I don't think that you are at all the sort of witch that has the evil eye. You were probably right not to touch the money unless you also immediately knew someone who needed exactly that amount. My grandmother had a similar prescience which appeared to exist mainly to protect her family. One day, when my mother was little, it was a very cold, gloomy, wet day and they were all in the living room happily reading and playing games by the fire, as one does on such days, when my Grandmother suddenly announced that they must all go for a walk. All the children protested, of course, but my Grandmother insisted and everyone put on their coats and scarves and boots and they went out. They hadn't gone very far when my Grandmother declared that it was time to go home now! When they got back, they found that the room they had been sitting in just a few minutes before was covered in broken glass. It seems that something on the road (there were no cars in those days) had kicked up a stone which had shattered the window and, if my Grandmother had not made them go out just at that moment, they would all have been badly hurt. There were several other incidents like this (my mother called them 'Happenings') and my Grandmother's 'feelings' were well known and respected. If one were discussing something one proposed doing with her and she advised a particular course of action, saying that she didn't know why it was best, just that she had a 'feeling' about it, you jolly well took her advice!
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@LadyDuck (460346)
• Switzerland
18 Nov 19
@owlwings I did not touch the money because I was sure that a security guard would have asked "if I had inserted a coin" and I know they videotape everything. I had several episodes like the one of your grandmother, call them feeling or prescience, but it happened more than once. The last time I went to Milan to see my mother, it was the end of November 2017. Her birthday was on December 13 and I told her that I would come on that day to celebrate together. I was sure in my heart we would have not celebrated, in fact she had an ictus only a few days before and she was in the hospital until her last day.
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19 Nov 19
I think we are all blessed with sixth sense, but it's as natural to us as smelling and tasting. We've forgotten it's there. It's there in the little things ... thinking we'll phone somebody and suddenly our phone rings and it's that person, for example. Some people just have a far stronger sense than others.
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@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
18 Nov 19
It gets weirder. Apparantly a group of academics are suggesting that white people should be allowed to identify as black. Although from what I've seen of our youth some of them already do.
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
18 Nov 19
A growing number of people seem to want to identify as 'green', whether their skin is pale or dark. Go figure (as they say in the colonies).
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@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
18 Nov 19
@owlwings Indeed. Green seems to be the 'mot du jour'. I think one's virtue is signalled to maximum strength by identifying as green.
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19 Nov 19
I would like to identify as a lottery winner or a prize-winning novelist, but nobody is taking me seriously. *sad face*
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@crossbones27 (48542)
• Mojave, California
18 Nov 19
Geez should have married you. Yep weirdness afoot I cannot comment any further because people think I am weird enough
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19 Nov 19
No one can ever be too weird!
• Preston, England
20 Nov 19
If I sparkled I'd worry about a radiation leak
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• United States
26 Nov 19
i'm glad i've not such fancy gadgets to go 'wry such's yers! most interestin' fer certain. i love yer response to that chap :) i see ya 's such, jest from what'cha pen here. oh, the 'theys'.... 'tis 'xhaustin' tryin' to figure what 'tis politically correct to call folks these days. utterly ridiculous the way so many've spun off 'n created these new identities. i refuse to place such a game.
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• United States
28 Nov 19
@Poppylicious i'm purty famous 'round these parts fer quick responses that throws folks off guard, lol.
27 Nov 19
I'm usually the person who thinks of the perfect response twelve hours later. Sometimes I surprise myself!
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@JESSY3236 (19057)
• United States
18 Nov 19
I loved Twlight. That is spooky. Maybe you have a short in the oven. Yeah I don't understand the gender-neutral either.
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19 Nov 19
That was my most likely thought with the oven too. I think there's always a rational explanation for most things.
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