too early, mate

November 26, 2019 12:56am CST
And it is. Literally. My ugly-not-ugly step-sister posted a photograph on Facebook of her Christmas bedding. Like, why though? You're forty-six years old, woman! Calm down. The stand-offish neighbours across the road put their tree up on Sunday. Like, why though? Christmas isn't for another month! Calm down. Someone down the road has lights on their bush, further along there is a candle arch in a bedroom window, and the Post Office has gone festive with fairy lights. Will everybody please calm the heck down. Don't misunderstand me. I LOVE Christmas, quite probably more than you do. But Christmas is for Christmas, not for November. I still have nearly four weeks of toxicity {aka work} to survive. We're having a new boiler installed this week. I have a baby nephew due and an older nephew turning eighteen, both within the next fortnight ... ish. People will die, people will lie, people will cry. Life goes on. Why wish the month of December away in a haze of festivity? Our town's famous Christmas lights get turned on on Saturday. It's going to be so pretty coming home from work from Monday onwards. Sparkles! Today's Old Lady Rant was brought to you by Back In My Day We Got A Lump Of Coal And Loved It.
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@xFiacre (12496)
• Ireland
26 Nov 19
@poppylicious Oh let me join in your disparagement of premature festivity. One thing intrigued me though and that’s the lady with Christmas lights in her bush! Now that’s a trick worth seeing. Why I assumed it is a lady I’m not sure. Where do they get plugged in???
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26 Nov 19
I knew there would be one! I'll be honest though, I thought it would be @WorDazza!!
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@xFiacre (12496)
• Ireland
26 Nov 19
@Poppylicious We share the same gutter.
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@xFiacre (12496)
• Ireland
26 Nov 19
@Poppylicious And now I know what to get everyone for Christmas.
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@cperry2 (5608)
• Newport, Oregon
26 Nov 19
From your words, you sound British. I think you will find many who believe as you do. Christmas does not begin at the end of October. I mentioned to Ana a short time back about our local department store (WalMart) had their Halloween candy priced on clearance and Christmas trees being erected on Halloween this year. That's just crazy. And yes Christmas music is playing in the shopping centers now. It is way too early. The retailers have just gotten impatient for the shopping season to begin, so they are trying to push it earlier. And of course, there are many who love the idea. And many of us older folks who hate it because the holiday has nearly completely lost all its original meaning.
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26 Nov 19
Well deduced, kind sir. British through and through. *doffs my cap to you* It does just seem to get earlier every year. Ridikilous.
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@cperry2 (5608)
• Newport, Oregon
26 Nov 19
@Poppylicious I agree. I remember as a youngster that Christmas sales and such did not begin until the Friday after Thanksgiving, (Last Thursday of November here in the states) It bothers me greatly that more and more this supposed sacred celebration is becoming so commercialized.
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@cperry2 (5608)
• Newport, Oregon
26 Nov 19
@Poppylicious Oh and my guess on nationality is because I have a sister-in-law that is also Britsh (born and raised somewhere in London). So it was a somewhat educated guess at least.
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
26 Nov 19
I have to confess that I do enjoy the lights and decorations which many towns now put up for Christmas and I do rather like some (but not all) of the splurge on lighting with which quite a few individuals deck their houses and front gardens. Many are garishly kitsch but, because it is, amongst other things, the season leading up to a feast of Misrule, when servants were enthroned and their masters used to wait on them for a day, perhaps such blatant bad taste is in order and acceptable just for once. In my childhood (which was during and just after the War), we had no such blaze of exuberant electricity. I believe that shops would begin to decorate their windows with Christmas trees and fake snow sometime around the middle of December and us children would begin to anticipate the holidays and Christmas but it didn't become a reality for us until Christmas Eve, when my father and mother brought in sprays of the yew and holly and long strings of ivy (all harvested from our quite large garden) Then it was all hands to the pump! The box of streamers, paper chains and magically unfolding bells and balls came out from under that stairs. The evergreens were pinned and tied to the picture rails by grownups with step-ladders while the smaller people handed them what was needed and busily glued new paper chains to replace the old. We never bought a Christmas tree (to my recollection). Ours was always a large branch of yew (we had two or three very fine and free-growing yew trees in the garden which could spare a bough once a year). This was set up in a corner of the living room and decorated with all the tree ornaments lovingly remembered from last year. I can almost recount them now, 70 years on! Once all the decorations were done, it was time for tea and mince pies and carols round the tree, which, by then, had been lit up with carefully positioned candles in special candle holders with clips to hold them to the branches. Underneath the tree there was a large and expectant space - no exciting and mysterious gaily wrapped parcels were to be seen until we came down in the bright light of Christmas morning. There were six sliver stars hanging on the tree and, when it was time for bed, we each took one to hang on a nail over our beds to watch over us as we slept.
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
26 Nov 19
@Poppylicious I agree. There are supposed to be rests or lulls between celebrations. Now it seems that, once we have done Hallowe'en, people have to do Christmas! I blame the shops, of course. No sooner than the ghosts and witches and pumpkins been put away, the tinsel and reindeer and mince pies have to come on display. Is there such a thing as a 'normal' display, without all the 'special offers', 'seasonal' stuff, 'Black Friday deals' and whatnot?
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26 Nov 19
What lovely memories. I do love the lights and the bustle and everything about Christmas. I just wish it wouldn't start quite so early!
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@LadyDuck (460346)
• Switzerland
26 Nov 19
I love Christmas too, but I dislike A LOT to see decorations, to hear music and to see people excited too much "before time". The magic of a celebration stays in the fact that it is confined in one day only. Where is the excitement if you start one month in advance? You are tired when the day come.
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@LadyDuck (460346)
• Switzerland
27 Nov 19
@Poppylicious This is my opinion. The magic of the celebrations it's because they only last a moment.
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26 Nov 19
Exactly. Put your tree up too early and it just becomes another piece of furniture. What's the fun in that!
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• United States
27 Nov 19
Christmas's turned so commercialized that i barely decorate 'n used to love to do so. yer correct, the month 'f celebration ought not start 'til 'fter november's been packed off to slumber. here'n the u.s., they'd halloween, thanksgivin' 'n Christmas schtuff out startin' way back'n september 't some places! ludicrous. bad manners. poor taste.
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• United States
28 Nov 19
@Poppylicious i sadly believe ya to be correct. i find 't a tad odd that folks're 'lways huntin' fer 'xcuses to celebrate, yet're quite oft most unhappy with their lives otherwise.
28 Nov 19
Put one celebration to bed and another jumps into the hole it left. Soon there won't be a time of year where no celebration is alluded to at all.
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@janethwayne (5193)
• Philippines
26 Nov 19
Last year I put my tree up so early like November also but now not yet.
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26 Nov 19
Pleased to hear it!
• Philippines
26 Nov 19
I use to like it when christmas starts in september here. But when I'm starting to get broke I started not liking the preparations to christmas. We haven't prepared our Xmas tree yet.
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26 Nov 19
I don't mind preparing early {grabbing food, buying presents, etc.} but why decorate so early. It loses its magic and sparkle.
• Agra, India
26 Nov 19
But if life allows us to be happy then why not. It id good to be in a festive mood
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26 Nov 19
Oh, I agree. I'm not Scrooge! I just think it loses its appeal if it's too early.
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• Agra, India
27 Nov 19
@Poppylicious yes...that can be a point..anything loses its worth if it is prolonged for a long time
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@YrNemo (20261)
9 Jan 20
Different to you, I like seeing Christmas decorations going up & stay up (partly because the street lightings in my area are real bad, walking in the moonless nights is always terrible).
@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
26 Nov 19
In the school where I teach, there will be Christmas lighting too. This Thursday, if I’m not mistaken. I guess, it depends on the tradition. Here, when “ber” months start, people start decorating.
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26 Nov 19
The mum over the road may be Filipino; perhaps that's why. The college where I work will have its tree up next week. Pretty, and I don't really have a problem with it in public spaces, but surely at home one just becomes used to it and it loses its sparkle by the day itself.
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@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
27 Nov 19
@Poppylicious that could be possible. When I was in Canada, mostly Filipinos were the ones who had decorations in their houses.
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@florelway (23159)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
26 Nov 19
I put up our Christmas tree early this month so that I have ample time to fix it when Christmas time comes. Who wants to take away something which you just put up, at least I could see it adorning our living room for a longer time.
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27 Nov 19
Because a) it gets in the way, and b) it gets same-old, same-old before the day itself. In some families in some European countries the tree gets put up in the home by Baby Jesus on Christmas Eve. Such sweetness!
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