Making The Galaxy Safe (MyLot Exclusive #899)

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Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me, I'm living...Hold it. Stop the music. That's the story of how I quit my job when I worked on Maggie's farm---"Maggie," I said, "Take this job and shove it! I ain't working here no more." You shoulda been there. I was magnificent--- and became a DJ and then moved to Cinncinati to work for a long-haired, radical, hippie, outlaw, rock and roll AM radio station. And it's not on tonight's agenda. So what is on the agenda? How should I know? I'm just another brick in this wall. But I suppose if I don't do something, all the people who pay me to do this will get sore and stop paying me. And we can't have that. So let's talk about my friend, Captain Kirk ((Please don't confuse him with my friend, Cap'n Crunch)). AKA Bill Shatner. Have you ever wondered what he listens to when he's not busy making the Galaxy safe for Democracy? And/or while "persuading" the female underlings on his crew to work even more creatively under him---For more details on that, see this month's issue of "TMZ, Federation Edition." Have you ever speculated on whether or not your Favorite Album List matches his? If you answered, "Yes," "No," "Sometimes," or "Never," to any, all, some, or none of these questions, I have good news for you: I have expertly managed to manifest an entire post out of all this nothingness. Who says you can't create or destroy energy? Don't believe it, whoever said it. Cause I just did it, Beatniks! #KeepingMyAgentOffMyBack ************** PLAYLISTS William Shatner named his 10 favourite albums of all time