Change The Mood, Told You Bugs Would be Mad

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Mosquito's are freaking dangerous and straight killers. Hey, little bud, suck on my blood. You can take all you want. Hope your head explodes with all that knowledge I am giving you. Like the little bite but that itch that will not go way for days and even when does will itch some more. I hate that crap, but that is nice for a mosquito. Just please do not give me Malaria. Luckily we vaccinated here, be anti vax all you want, but at least I will die by the hand of a human not some little twerp flying by ear whining I got nothing to eat. I am right here fool, come get it , that is right, I am bigger than you. I will freaking hit my arm so hard to smash all that knowledge I just gave you. Dude, do not be greedy. You like microns big and want blood like billionaires want more money. I can't do anything about billionaires, but I can smack your pipsqueak ass into the next world. Don't be whining in my ear fool, because I have frustrations to take out and if you land on my arm, your fate will be sealed for a better life. Fun fact, here and sure other places do this too but not many people know. They actually have mosquito farms and they are breeding them. They still bite and all that want your blood, but they supposed to actually kill the dangerous Mosquitos and that is all they leave a tiny itchy mark. No Lyme disease hepatitis, malaria. I am telling you Mosquito's are staight killers.. I do not think any insect in the world has taken out more humans than mosquito's. Do not worry mosquito's do not give hepatitis, story tellers always embellish if they good. That is why you hate them so much. Its in your DNA because they have been killing your people for generations and that is no lie.