Joy n Pride

United States
December 8, 2006 7:31am CST
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our son...What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends shifted uncomfortably. "Hmmmm, what a shame," one replied. The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
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32 responses
@mrijaz (408)
• India
8 Dec 06
Joy is an emotion of great happiness. Pride refers to a strong sense of self-respect, a refusal to be humiliated as well as joy in the accomplishments of oneself or a person, group, or object that one identifies with. Sometimes a person tries not to be humiliated, and in doing so humiliates themself further (usually people that do this are arrogant). Proud comes from late Old English prud, probably from Old French prude "brave, valiant" (11th century), from Latin prode "advantageous, profitable", from prodesse "be useful". The sense of "having a high opinion of oneself", not in French, may reflect the Anglo-Saxons' opinion of the Norman knights who called themselves "proud", like the French knights preux.[citation needed]
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• United States
8 Dec 06
good response
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• United States
8 Dec 06
That's awesome! I don't know if that was a joke or a true story, but either way it's great! I believe we should love our children and support their decisions in life, as long as they aren't hurting themselves or anybody else, they are making enough money to support themselves and they are happy. To be happy in life is the most important thing!! I'm going to forward that story to all of my gay friends. :O) Thanks for sharing...
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• United States
8 Dec 06
welcome, ur ideas n suggestions r good
@remaster74 (4066)
• Greece
11 Dec 06
This is what we say... from where you never expected it.
• United States
28 Dec 06
exactly...........too good
@mcbota (2129)
• Romania
11 Dec 06
very good joke and very true! Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor
• United States
28 Dec 06
I think this is the 3rd time i am reading this joke from ur side, try to send some different ones
@metal333 (251)
• India
11 Dec 06
ha ha ha...nice joke...but its kinda stupid to kno that it had been their sons that this guy had been with...cool...awesome...keep writing more
• United States
16 Dec 06
thanx for appreciaitng
@JBD189 (346)
• India
9 Dec 06
Oh! wow. That's a great one. Keep them coming.
• United States
16 Dec 06
ya sure, there r many more
@loved1 (5338)
• United States
8 Dec 06
That was really funny. I love it when people who brag about everything get put in their place. i especially love it when it it the kind of people who look down their nose at everyone.
• United States
10 Dec 06
xactly i also like that
• India
8 Dec 06
This was a Gud one as well as ORIGINAL!
• United States
8 Dec 06
yes it was
@gittabest (1951)
• Iceland
8 Dec 06
hahahaha this is a very good one! FACE hahahahaha
• United States
8 Dec 06
yes it is quite good
@soldenski (2504)
• United States
8 Dec 06
This was a good joke. P.S I rated your discussion +
• United States
8 Dec 06
thanx a lot
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
8 Dec 06
Wow, that's a proud parent.
• United States
8 Dec 06
had to b !!!!!!!!!!!!
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
8 Dec 06
that was a good one. :) made me laugh a little
• United States
8 Dec 06
i like laughing ppl
@peaceful (3286)
• United States
8 Dec 06
LOL! Thanks for sharing that brilliantly spun joke! :)
• United States
8 Dec 06
welcome
@flowerchilde (12520)
• United States
8 Dec 06
Can't help it, that was funny! Wonder who comes up with these...?
• United States
8 Dec 06
seriously !!!!!!!!!!!!
@saikat123 (235)
• India
6 Jan 07
A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns. After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front, so she slowly she made her way towards him. The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and in thanks he asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation. She pointed to the three most handsome men in the church and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
@ricky1209 (1677)
• India
30 Dec 06
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas's, he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..Could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "Thank You!" and puts the phone down.
@pelya178 (694)
• United States
16 Dec 06
LMAO! thats BRILLIANT!!! lol that was great man!:'-) so all of their sons were gay too lol n the 4th dudes son was the "bestfriend" that recieved the presents for his bday HAHAHHAAHH!!!! that was a good one!
@pelya178 (694)
• United States
16 Dec 06
LMAO! thats BRILLIANT!!! lol that was great man!:'-) so all of their sons were gay too lol n the 4th dudes son was the "bestfriend" that recieved the presents for his bday HAHAHHAAHH!!!! that was a good one!
@pelya178 (694)
• United States
16 Dec 06
LMAO! thats BRILLIANT!!! lol that was great man!:'-) so all of their sons were gay too lol n the 4th dudes son was the "bestfriend" that recieved the presents for his bday HAHAHHAAHH!!!! that was a good one!
9 Dec 06
hahaha .. that good