Kids say the funniest things
By NJmom2002
@NJmom2002 (189)
United States
September 20, 2006 5:40pm CST
What is the funniest thing your child has said to you?? I will start with my daughter.. She is 4yrs old.. Before I was a supervisor for the USPS I was a letter carrier.. One day after work which was a hot summer day.. We went to get groceries.. As I was putting something behind her inthe cart she yells loudly "Ew mommy you stink.. You need to take a shower!" Very embarrasing but funny now that I think about it..
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@kodeshkodashim (925)
• United States
28 Oct 06
That's too dam funny.
My son is 9 goin on 10.my cute 1/2 breed no offence..he's mixed.
Not a funny story, but cute...my son was 5-6.I said to him,"I'm not a perfect father and I'm tryin to do the best that I can"
He said in his funny little boy voice "Yooo pewfect to me?".
My heart almost stoped...I melted.I'll never forget that.That little kid has my heart.
@NJmom2002 (189)
• United States
28 Oct 06
Thats cute.. My daughter is a half breed too lol.. But shes beautiful...
@MrsFrizzle (1963)
• United States
28 Oct 06
I worked with two year olds at a day care. I was changing one of the little boys diapears when a little girl named geaniva came over to watch. She yelled "oh my God, Brandon has a tail'. It is defintly what I needed to cheer up after changing that smelly diapear.
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@Lauralover684 (229)
• United States
5 Nov 06
My child once told me that he was so lazy that instead of getting up to throw out an apple he will just eat the whole thing.
@jayda_j927tijs (2893)
• Hong Kong
30 Oct 06
My friend's son has said me that if I don't get him chocolate he'd say tell the world that I'm not cool and I suck.so I surrounder,he wins.... lol
@NJmom2002 (189)
• United States
5 Nov 06
lol thats a good way to get some chocolate.. I wonder if that works on men?? Next one I meet Im gonna tell him that Im gonna tell the world hes not cool and sucks and see if I get a pay out.. lol
@thepromptwriter (474)
• United States
28 Oct 06
When my daughter was little, we were in church and she wouldn't sit still. My husband sat her on his lap, but she still wouldn't sit still and was beginning to disrupt the service. My husband whispered into her ear, "If you don't sit still, I'm going to bust your tail". In the loudest voice she could muster, she piped up, "But Daddy, I don't have a tail". The pastor almost fell off his pulpit laughing.
@NJmom2002 (189)
• United States
28 Oct 06
LOL thats funny.. It reminds me of the time when I was at church with my daughter. She was about a week old and right in the beginning of service the pastor does the morning prayer.. Its very quite and everyone is lightly praying and in the middle of it a loud fart comes out of my daughter.. I guess she just had to take a poop right in the middle of prayer.. I was so embarrassed when everyone turned at looked at us.. I ran out with her to the womens room to let her finish her dooty.. Ugh..
@NJmom2002 (189)
• United States
28 Oct 06
Funny I tell my daughter the opposite.. I tell her boys smell funny. Now everytime she walks past one shes says mommy he stinks..
@DeenaD (2684)
• United States
28 Oct 06
My daughter must have picked up the word "boring" from somewhere and suddenly she was complaining that everything was boring. But I guess she really didn't know the meaning of the word. One day she was trying to pick up a heavy box, but she couldn't so she said, "I can't do it! It's too boring!"
@NJmom2002 (189)
• United States
28 Oct 06
I like that one thats cute.. My daughter picked up Flava Flav from my sister.. So now when we go out she busts out with FLAVAAAA FLAVVVVV.. Im gonna kill my sister for that.
@mommygirlX4 (675)
• United States
28 Oct 06
When my little girl was about 2 or 3 I took her into a bra store. BIG MISTAKE. As soon as we walked in and she seen all the displays she screamed "My mommy has big boobees" I just turned and walked right back out. SHe will be 11 next month and I still won't take her back into one of those stores.
@NJmom2002 (189)
• United States
28 Oct 06
LOL I will take that into consideration the next time I need to get bras. My daughter is 4 and Im sure it will come out.. lol
@sheaper (50)
• United States
5 Nov 06
My 5 year old son is about the onriest little guy around but in a good way. He gets that from his dad and it is re-enforced by his older brother. Anyway because of it he gets to sit in time out quite often. His thing to say while he is sitting and thinking about what he did to put him in that position, over and over again is, "I can't sit here all day." He never has to sit all day. Maybe 10 - 15 minutes but I guess it seems like all day to him.
